bolanding 

No apparent favor for work vs. play, available vs DND

I was working on an important project for a customer, but I was constantly getting bolanding in all sorts of directions from customer specific problems to music of the 90s.

bolanding by aegisguy September 16, 2022

bonding moment 

what you share with your bro if you totally aren’t gay 😔👊 pour one out cuz lance doesn’t remember

“we had a bonding moment!! i cradled you in my arms!”

bonding moment by andlance September 8, 2018

Bro bonding 

Time spent or mutual bonding time between two male best friends or very close best friends hence "bro". Can include sports, drinking, vacationing, and sexual activities, such as watching porn together, bro jobs, jerking off, and going after an attractive female together

Henry: Yo bro we gotta make some bro time again, I need it.

Greg: alright man, lets go to your place and get something to eat and watch some porn, and have some of that needed bro bonding time

Bro bonding by Henry's Z October 24, 2016

bonding moment 

Keith cradled lance in his arms
but lance doesnt remember so did it really happen?

"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"

"Nope didn't happen"

bonding moment by ultranips July 11, 2017

bonding moment 

Nope! Don't remember! Didn't Happen!

(but in reality it did happen)

"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"

bonding moment by elmergoo July 10, 2018

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Out Boarding 

When your girl lifts your penis and motorboats your nuts

Damn that chick straight pushed Lenny's Dick out the way and started out boarding hard

Out Boarding by dingle berry plastics March 30, 2015