The inventor of "Fatspiration". Not that kind of fatspiration which will make you love your curves, but the other one, which will make you want to become fat.

Blandine is a super funny person, and her mom makes the best food ever. She got that cool style which includes shoes with hole in them, that one black jacket, and lots and lots of ducttape.

Blandine is sooo cool.
I want to be Blandine.

Blandine by :)Alle:) March 15, 2018

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Blandine

Blandine is a young girl

Blandine by Myselfyo November 23, 2021

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Blandina

A girl that is very sweet and kind. She is someone you would want to keep if you meet her dont let her go. She has a lot of emotions. Dont ever break her heart bc it wont be good for the both of you. She is someone who wil truly love u for who u are. She is also livin that riskyyy lifee! She also has a altro ego and her name is THICKKY VICKKYY or LIL ICKKYYYY

Person: "yo u see that girl over there"
Person 2: " oh yee isnt that Blandina?"
Person: "bro ik her as thickkyy vickky idk what u talkin but"

Blandina by drippincaramel July 8, 2019

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Dean Blandino

-noun
A homeless man's penis, usually when exposed in public. Often used disparagingly.

Luke - Don't look over there by those columns! That homeless man just pulled out his Dean Blandino and he's jamming a needle in it!

Mike - Man that's the biggest Blandino I've seen this week, even with that 5 inches of bush.

Dean Blandino by stopcalling October 12, 2022

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