Blanding
A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.
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Blanding Burrito
During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
Blanding Burrito by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
Human Branding
A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
Effing and Blinding
To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.
Effing and Blinding by chris wheelie April 29, 2005
Blandine
Blandine is a girl who can do anything she puts her mind to. She is unique, special, beautiful, caring, and sweet.
Blandine by QueenZme21 May 16, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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