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Rolanding 

When you're in the shower with your Taekwondo friend and they slap their soapy cock in your eye and it gets all red.
Oh fuck dude you just did a rolanding on my eye.
Rolanding by Cazro August 21, 2020
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Rolanding 

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.
Is Erik rolanding into the playoffs again? We need to see these rules...
Rolanding by goldrushatl August 7, 2018

rolanding 

Enjoying free meal without limits.
We've got some rolanding today on the company perks.
That guy is definitely rolanding there...
rolanding by fantasy_brewer May 3, 2021

Country Roading 

Opposite of skiing(1 women sitting between 2 men with implication of giving them handjobs), is when 1 man is sitting between 2 women with implication giving them both handjobs. The term "Country Roading" being used because you have 1 road with a ditch on each side.
Billy just got back from town with Masha and Betty, I hear he was country roading it the whole way back.
Country Roading by goff_jr July 24, 2016

roganing 

v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.
I saw a guy at the county fair roganing the schlongs on the horses.
roganing by SkidMarkyMark May 8, 2006

Rounding the Turn 

A grifting term coined by Donald Trump to leave his gullible supporters with the impression that the COVID-19 Pandemic will soon be over.
The covid will soon be over; we're rounding the turn

Romandinho 

The fucking G.O.A.T he has so many tekkers but unfortunately he supports spurs
He is very very gay
Romandinho>Messi if disagree ur gayer than he is+ratio+lol🐖💨+cry😭😭😭😭😭
Romandinho by …?! March 1, 2022
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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