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wank bollocks by wankbollocks December 7, 2021
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Bollock Head 

Someone who has a massive butt ugly slap head with horrible pubic like, fuzzy hair and no fringe.
Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
Bollock Head by Peekes May 22, 2016

Booblock 

The involuntary, unavoidably prolonged stare towards an uncommonly magnificent set of breasts once initial visual contact is made, due to size, revealing clothing or erect nipples. Often unbreakable, even when discovered and berated by the owner of the breasts.
1. "Shit dude, that chick totally busted you looking at her fine tatas." "I couldn't help it man, tried to look away but one glance and I got booblock!"

2. Harvey casually glanced over at the blond hottie in the next row at the ballpark, and seeing a gratuitous flash of nipple down her shirt as she bent over to reach in her purse, he had booblock for the rest of the game.
Booblock by Grafikman November 22, 2006
being absolute doggy dog in a video game. popularized in osu!game
Example 1:
Chatter: why are you boblow alternating? its only 285bpm
lifeline: I have hand cancer
Example 2:
lifeline: I keep choking 1.2k pp, im so boblow
Chatter: you aren't boblow..
boblow by Chink Clap Dub December 31, 2022

Bollocky Wank Shite 

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.
I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

Boblo Boat 

Originally a boat that took people to Boblo Island, an amusement park near Detroit, Boblo Boat, is now a term used to describe a place where a person spends much of their adolescence. A person's Boblo Boat is a place where they do lots of maturing. The term was popularized in the 2018 song "Boblo Boat" by Royce da 5'9" featuring J.Cole.
Jim: So what was your Boblo Boat?
Aaron: I have so many late night memories in my 97' Honda Civic, that was definitely my Boblo Boat.
Boblo Boat by jomanhan9 November 21, 2018