Grafikman's definitions
The vocal or textual high-pitched expression of joy at an item pertaining to nerd or geek culture just learned. Extrapolated from Stimpy's squeal of joy from the Ren and Stimpy show.
Jay: "Hey, Bruce Campbell is coming to the local Sci-Fi convention this year."
S.Bob: "Nerdsqueal!"
"They just found a new Exoplanet that shows signs of life! Nerdsqueal!"
S.Bob: "Nerdsqueal!"
"They just found a new Exoplanet that shows signs of life! Nerdsqueal!"
by Grafikman December 19, 2013
Get the Nerdsquealmug. n. - Denotes a rambling conspiracy theorist spouting absurd, nonsensical pseudoscience to support his position, usually found on places like moon hoax, flat earth and grassy knoll websites. Combines the words hoax and retard.
Cnsprcybuffoon: "I have all the answers right here! The U.S. faked the moon landings because-" (enters into diatribe of ludicrous, longed debunked reasons why it was faked).
Vce_ofreason: "Have you ever picked up a science book in your life, you fuckin' hoaxtard?"
Vce_ofreason: "Have you ever picked up a science book in your life, you fuckin' hoaxtard?"
by Grafikman July 17, 2009
Get the Hoaxtardmug. A description of stating an interest in or membership of a given topic, issue or organization, regardless of whether the organization actually exists. Originating from the days when business and membership cards were a greater definition of who you were; i.e., membership card of the NRA or democratic/republican party.
"I'm a card carrying trekkie nerd geek and proud of it"!
"Cletus is a card carrying member of the National Racist -er, I mean National Rifle Association".
"Cletus is a card carrying member of the National Racist -er, I mean National Rifle Association".
by Grafikman May 16, 2012
Get the card carryingmug. An online place where fundies hang out, often innapropriate to the place's intended purpose. Many times will infest a chat or message listing to make it their own fundie hole. A well known Fundie Hole is the "Post Your Thoughts" link in virtually any major AOL news story no matter what the subject or topic of the article. They are especially attracted to any scientific story to insult it and promote their own religious dogma, thereby turning the entire post section into a fundie hole.
marinebiologst22 - Hey, did you read the AOL news about that dolphin with the vestigial hind limb?"
Iluvcetaceans - Yah, I went into the message section but it was already a fundie hole and I couldn't sort out any serious posts.
marinebiologst22 - Geez. Fuckin' asswipes...
Iluvcetaceans - Yah, I went into the message section but it was already a fundie hole and I couldn't sort out any serious posts.
marinebiologst22 - Geez. Fuckin' asswipes...
by Grafikman January 22, 2007
Get the fundie holemug. An Irish-Gaelic girl's name meaning "young doe". Possibly made popular in the 1980's by a female character, Tegan Jovanka, from the British Sci-fi series "Doctor Who", resulting in several women from their teens to 20's with that name (as of 2007).
Dad in checkout lane 1: "Did you just call your kid Tegan?"
Dad in checkout lane 2: "yah, why?"
Dad in checkout lane 1: "Doctor Who?"
Dad in checkout lane 2: "You know it!"
Dad in checkout lane 1: "I grok, man".
(followed by both dads giving Vulcan or Orkan hand sign)
Dad in checkout lane 2: "yah, why?"
Dad in checkout lane 1: "Doctor Who?"
Dad in checkout lane 2: "You know it!"
Dad in checkout lane 1: "I grok, man".
(followed by both dads giving Vulcan or Orkan hand sign)
by Grafikman October 25, 2007
Get the teganmug. A disease of celebrities wherein they rise to notoriety with a particular role, and it threatens to typecast and destroy their career forever. Named for William Shatner, whose love-hate relationship with his Star Trek character James T. Kirk, both originated and imprisoned, extended and hounded much of his professional career.
In rare cases, such as with William Shatner himself, the disease mutates and gives the victim the ability to rise above and become a teflon parody/iconic legend of themself.
In rare cases, such as with William Shatner himself, the disease mutates and gives the victim the ability to rise above and become a teflon parody/iconic legend of themself.
Examples of Shatner Syndrome are almost every principal actor from every Star Trek series, Jim Nabors, Pee-wee Hermann, Hulk Hogan and the entire cast of Seinfeld, aside from Jerry Seinfeld.
by Grafikman December 20, 2010
Get the Shatner Syndromemug. A disturbingly unattractive protruding bellybutton, particularly on an otherwise attractive female, so pronounced as to be reminiscent of a small penis. First appeared on paparazzi websites describing bikini pictures of talk show host Kelly Ripa's unnaturally protruding navel.
Bob: Hey look at that sweet honey strollin' up the beach.
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)
by Grafikman May 14, 2009
Get the Penis buttonmug.