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Hoaxtard

n. - Denotes a rambling conspiracy theorist spouting absurd, nonsensical pseudoscience to support his position, usually found on places like moon hoax, flat earth and grassy knoll websites. Combines the words hoax and retard.
Cnsprcybuffoon: "I have all the answers right here! The U.S. faked the moon landings because-" (enters into diatribe of ludicrous, longed debunked reasons why it was faked).

Vce_ofreason: "Have you ever picked up a science book in your life, you fuckin' hoaxtard?"
by Grafikman July 17, 2009
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Nerdsqueal

The vocal or textual high-pitched expression of joy at an item pertaining to nerd or geek culture just learned. Extrapolated from Stimpy's squeal of joy from the Ren and Stimpy show.
Jay: "Hey, Bruce Campbell is coming to the local Sci-Fi convention this year."

S.Bob: "Nerdsqueal!"

"They just found a new Exoplanet that shows signs of life! Nerdsqueal!"
by Grafikman December 19, 2013
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fundie hole

An online place where fundies hang out, often innapropriate to the place's intended purpose. Many times will infest a chat or message listing to make it their own fundie hole. A well known Fundie Hole is the "Post Your Thoughts" link in virtually any major AOL news story no matter what the subject or topic of the article. They are especially attracted to any scientific story to insult it and promote their own religious dogma, thereby turning the entire post section into a fundie hole.
marinebiologst22 - Hey, did you read the AOL news about that dolphin with the vestigial hind limb?"
Iluvcetaceans - Yah, I went into the message section but it was already a fundie hole and I couldn't sort out any serious posts.
marinebiologst22 - Geez. Fuckin' asswipes...
by Grafikman January 22, 2007
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fundie mode

The practice of intolerant religious fundamentalists (fundies)to type in ALL CAPS, frequently with poor or missing grammatical skills, in an online chat room or message posting, presumably proving their viewpoint superior to others.
Also can be used to ridicule others who inadvertently hit the Caps Lock key by accident and don't notice before they hit Enter.
Agnstic1: But there's no dispute in the scientific world about evolution.
GdHtsfags: YES THER IS! MY PREECHER TOLD ME BUT THATS OK BECUSE YUR GOINGSTRAIHT TO HELL JESUS IS LOVE!
Agnstic1: Ssiighhh...yeah. Whatever.

Bob1: So what happened after we hit the bar?
Dave2: Well afTER WE WENT HOME SHE GAVE ME THE GREATEST BLOWJOB IN HISTORY!
Bob1: Woah man, dropped into fundie mode there.
Dave2: Oops, lol. Hey, that BJ was worth all caps.
Bob1: lol
by Grafikman December 25, 2006
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Duhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh Batman!

The vocally articulated opening theme to the 1960's TV version of Batman. With the correct number of Nuhnuhs.
Jeff bounded into the room with a towel pinned around his neck, exclaiming "Yo bitches, duhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh Batman!"
by Grafikman June 12, 2017
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I still can't sit down

To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.
Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.

My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.
by Grafikman August 31, 2015
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Shatner Syndrome

A disease of celebrities wherein they rise to notoriety with a particular role, and it threatens to typecast and destroy their career forever. Named for William Shatner, whose love-hate relationship with his Star Trek character James T. Kirk, both originated and imprisoned, extended and hounded much of his professional career.

In rare cases, such as with William Shatner himself, the disease mutates and gives the victim the ability to rise above and become a teflon parody/iconic legend of themself.
Examples of Shatner Syndrome are almost every principal actor from every Star Trek series, Jim Nabors, Pee-wee Hermann, Hulk Hogan and the entire cast of Seinfeld, aside from Jerry Seinfeld.
by Grafikman December 20, 2010
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