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Burritoista 

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1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving burritos.

2) Anyone who prepares and serves burritos at a burrito taqueria.

(Derived from the term "barista," which is the italian word for "bartender" often used to describe a person who prepares and serves coffee.)
-So what have you been up to since you graduated?

- I'm a burritoista at Jose's Taqueria, but only until I finish my novel.
Burritoista by lowesthighest October 27, 2012
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Burritostew 

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A stew made of a burrito

If you eat this you’re a psychopath
-I ate a burritostew yesterday

-You need to atone for your sins

Burritotarded 

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1. In which an individual receives a burrito from the Mexican fast food restaurant, and the retard in the kitchen lacks the knowledge to fold a burrito CORRECTLY. This causes the individual extreme inconvenience during the entire eating process, as the burrito spills forth its contents on the individual, and everywhere but contained within the burrito itself.

2. Asking for an exception when ordering a burrito from a Mexican fast food restaurant (e.g., no salsa, etc.), yet receiving the burrito with the exception nonetheless.
1. "Get me a knife and fork for this one, looks like Pepe was BURRITOTARDED today..."

2. "Every Rubios I go to must be BURRITOTARDED...I ask for no salsa Fresca on my Shrimp Burrito every time, and the serve it with that crap anyway."
Burritotarded by FanService June 29, 2004

Burritoitis 

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Full from eating a whole burrito and sleepy
When you go to Chiptole and get a big ass burrito and then after you eat it you are so full that you want to go to sleep. That is Burritoitis
Burritoitis by TNT4EVA October 1, 2012

burritoist 

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A shobe that does not like burritos.
Dang, that shobe's burritoist.
burritoist by mlemingshobe October 21, 2019

burritoistmcmoisty 

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A shobe that is very wet. It is typically a Shobe that you can't resist petting, and likes to mlem.
That burritoistmcmoisty dog is veery cute.
burritoistmcmoisty by mlemingshobe October 21, 2019

burritoistic 

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A balicious shobe that has a passion for burritos
You see that burritoistic shobe over there?
burritoistic by MlemShobe November 27, 2019
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