Burritoista

1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving burritos.

2) Anyone who prepares and serves burritos at a burrito taqueria.

(Derived from the term "barista," which is the italian word for "bartender" often used to describe a person who prepares and serves coffee.)

-So what have you been up to since you graduated?

- I'm a burritoista at Jose's Taqueria, but only until I finish my novel.

Burritoista by lowesthighest October 27, 2012

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Burritostew

A stew made of a burrito

If you eat this you’re a psychopath

-I ate a burritostew yesterday

-You need to atone for your sins

Burritostew by ahahahahahahahahahahahaha69420 September 17, 2022

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Burritoista • burritoist • burritoistic • burritoistmcmoisty • Burritoitis • burritosteak • Burritostew • Burritotarded

Burritotarded

1. In which an individual receives a burrito from the Mexican fast food restaurant, and the retard in the kitchen lacks the knowledge to fold a burrito CORRECTLY. This causes the individual extreme inconvenience during the entire eating process, as the burrito spills forth its contents on the individual, and everywhere but contained within the burrito itself.

2. Asking for an exception when ordering a burrito from a Mexican fast food restaurant (e.g., no salsa, etc.), yet receiving the burrito with the exception nonetheless.

1. "Get me a knife and fork for this one, looks like Pepe was BURRITOTARDED today..."

2. "Every Rubios I go to must be BURRITOTARDED...I ask for no salsa Fresca on my Shrimp Burrito every time, and the serve it with that crap anyway."

Burritotarded by FanService June 29, 2004