Definitions by poizon_elff

burritosplosion 

The result of a microwaved burrito when the seam bursts at one or both ends, usually producing a hot beany mess.

My microwave fell victim to a burritosplosion, so I had to spend an hour cleaning the beans and cheese out of it.

burritosplosion by poizon_elff February 20, 2010

metrocurious 

Straight males who are intrigued and envious of the metrosexual fashion embraced by their peers.

I knew my boyfriend was a little metrocurious when he agreed to go get highlights and a pedicure with me. At least that's what I hope it is.

metrocurious by poizon_elff January 9, 2010

game ready 

The state of being high. Prevalent in cannabis culture. References the tendency of the pothead to prepare for any activity (ie soccer, basketball, poker, watching tv, ultimate frisbee) by first indulging in his/her favorite pasttime.

Dick: Hey Joe, this new jam band has a song with three 10 minute solos. You wanna give them a listen?

Joe: Dude, if I'm gonna listen to that shit we need to get game ready.

game ready by poizon_elff October 31, 2007