blushitis 

A disease in which one blushes all the time for no apparent reason. The face will get red when anything minor happens, even when not connected to an emotion. Blushitis should not be mistaken for rosacea.

"Olivia, why are you blushing?"
"I'm not. I just have blushitis. Please fuck off. I know my face is red."
"Ok damn"

blushitis by okproduxtions February 15, 2022

Bluntitis 

The every day urge you randomly get to roll a fat blunt, and the urge your fingers get when a fresh sack is present.

its 2 am and the bluntitis is kicking in, i feel my rollin fingers twitchin! who got a dollar n 18 cents to getta wrap

Bluntitis by Dr Dank aka Sir smokallot May 25, 2010

Bullshitist 

A Bullshitist is a person who is so good at making up stories that you almost believe their lies. When they get real good it’s hard to tell which of their stories are made up and which is real.

A Bullshitist has mastered his story telling/lying in a way that makes you almost believe everything he says but never fully believe anything he says. He’s the guy who: hunts, has knowledge of guns and the military, has skydived, took karate classes at an older (odd) age, has fucked a girl from just about every country in the world, has degrees in philosophy, medicine, engineering and math, but just can’t seem to make friends.

He can’t figure out why people don’t like him. He feels he needs to be MORE IMPRESSIVE and make up bigger and better stories. He goes to social places and infiltrates a conversation on a topic he can lie well about to try to impress those people into being his friend. This usually ends with those people backing away from the Bullshitist because he’s creepy and has creepy knowledge of guns and claims he knows the best ways to kill someone while unarmed.

David: And then, just when the torturer was about to make his final move, I broke my chains, karate chopped his ass, blew up the entire military base then came back home and had a drink with the ladies... and THAT'S how I know that a good hit to the back of the head knocks someone out *convincing laugh*

Bill: Wow! You must teach me that sometime.

Kareem (whispering): Don't believe a word he says. David is a Bullshitist.

Bullshitist by numandine July 4, 2009

Bushinism 

The act of saying something really stupid like George W. Bush.

Your working hard to put food on your family.
For a century and a half the US and Japan have made the Pacific a peaceful place.
For NASA space is still a high priority.
They want the federal governement controling social security like its some kind of federal program.
Guns don't kill people, guns are designed and manufactured for the purpose of enabling people to use the guns to kill people.

Bushinism by Babidi/ Usurper March 5, 2003

bushitosis

Bush - it - osis.

A condition which compells the inflicted spew right wing moralistic judgements, fundamentalist "conservative" views and make statements inferring blind support for the Bush administration.

MaryAnn just can't shut up about the "sanctity of the family". She has a really bad case of Bushitosis.

Paul has the worst case of Bushitosis I have ever seen. He yells "Hell yea, bomb the fuckers" every time he hears Bush say the word Iraq.

bushitosis by Ellie "Easy-E" Strogen April 6, 2006

brishitish

basically english except its used in united kingdom

"hey mates im bri'ish"
"stop speaking brishitish"

brishitish by ifnitninitenithatheth July 28, 2023

Bushites 

1.A Person or group of persons who refuse to see truth of reality & instead hold on to false Prophecies delivered by their leaders the Bush Family.

2. Anyone who believe WMD exsisted in Iraq after the first Gulf War ended.

3. Anyone who believes Saddam Hussain had Any connections to September 11, 2001

4. Anyone who Refused to believe George W. Bush mislead the INTIRE country before invading Iraq in the wake of 2003.

5. Anyone believing false claims dispite the facts due to Blind loyalty.

Man 1: GEEZE, Can you believe Joe? He still says Bush is a liberator even tho the Iraqi people Disapprove of him by 94%!!

Man 2: Yeah he's a real Bushite..


"We Should've got our Allies together & invaded Iran not Iraq, Common now, Don't be a crazy Bushite"

Bushites by Platinum Pistolz October 25, 2004