Blurtis
This test makes me blurtis!
Blurtis by woppingfoo March 22, 2019
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Blurfist
Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.
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blurtIMing
When you tend to hit enter after each word in an Instant Message conversation for no apparent reason.
Lauren: So
Lauren: Today was
Lauren: like so
Lauren: much fun
Lauren: I can't
Lauren: believe
Lauren: we got all that
Lauren: done
Lauren: so fast.
Lauren: It's really
Lauren: Unbelievable.
Anthony: Yeah, nice, thanks for blurtIMing me homo, that was a really easy story to follow
Lauren: Today was
Lauren: like so
Lauren: much fun
Lauren: I can't
Lauren: believe
Lauren: we got all that
Lauren: done
Lauren: so fast.
Lauren: It's really
Lauren: Unbelievable.
Anthony: Yeah, nice, thanks for blurtIMing me homo, that was a really easy story to follow
blurtIMing by riga1tony May 17, 2009
bluntissimo
bluntissimo by grace & johnny August 5, 2008
bluntist
When you call someone a Bluntist theres 2 meanings. 1.if you call someone a Bluntist it means your a "dumbass and idiot".2.If you say you got Bluntist it means you got "fucked".
bluntist by Plz add this!! September 21, 2017
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