Blurtis

someone named Curtis who wouldn't stop blurting, our teacher invented blurtis.

This test makes me blurtis!

by woppingfoo March 22, 2019

Blurfist

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.

Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.

by mini man May 11, 2009

blurtIMing

When you tend to hit enter after each word in an Instant Message conversation for no apparent reason.

Lauren: So
Lauren: Today was
Lauren: like so

Lauren: much fun
Lauren: I can't
Lauren: believe
Lauren: we got all that
Lauren: done
Lauren: so fast.
Lauren: It's really
Lauren: Unbelievable.
Anthony: Yeah, nice, thanks for blurtIMing me homo, that was a really easy story to follow

by riga1tony May 17, 2009

bluntissimo

An extremely fat blunt, as in "fortissimo".

That shit is dank! Bluntissimo!
Lets light that bluntissimo...

by grace & johnny August 5, 2008

blurting

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!

by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

bluntist

When you call someone a Bluntist theres 2 meanings. 1.if you call someone a Bluntist it means your a "dumbass and idiot".2.If you say you got Bluntist it means you got "fucked".

1.what are you doing you fucking Bluntist!
2. What so last night you didnt get Bluntist?

by Plz add this!! September 21, 2017

Blutist

A person who likes twink furry boys.

Hi, I'm a blutist, are you a twink furry boy?

by Zoxplers April 22, 2022