Blurpee

A fat big fat black guy.

Man, check out blurpee over there, nigga be lookin' like fat albutt and shiot!

by iadyscorpian July 29, 2003

blurpee

When a beer is slightly frozen, giving it the consistency of a slushee.

Other flavors can then be added, such as chocolate, syrup, etc.

For true connoisseurs only.

Man, that blurpee was awesome! So refreshing on a summer day.

by El Ferchador February 13, 2008

Blurpee

Sippin’ on a slurpee while getting a blowjob.

Dude, my chick gave me the most amazing cherry cola blurpee last night!

I came so hard from that blurpee, babe. Thank you!

by Art2ashes September 17, 2021

sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.

Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?

by numberonebox August 2, 2023