Blurpee

Man, check out blurpee over there, nigga be lookin' like fat albutt and shiot!
by iadyscorpian July 29, 2003
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blurpee

When a beer is slightly frozen, giving it the consistency of a slushee.

Other flavors can then be added, such as chocolate, syrup, etc.

For true connoisseurs only.
Man, that blurpee was awesome! So refreshing on a summer day.
by El Ferchador February 13, 2008
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Blurpee

Sippin’ on a slurpee while getting a blowjob.
Dude, my chick gave me the most amazing cherry cola blurpee last night!

I came so hard from that blurpee, babe. Thank you!
by Art2ashes September 18, 2021
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sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.
Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?
by numberonebox August 02, 2023
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