blurpee

When a beer is slightly frozen, giving it the consistency of a slushee.

Other flavors can then be added, such as chocolate, syrup, etc.

For true connoisseurs only.

Man, that blurpee was awesome! So refreshing on a summer day.

by El Ferchador February 13, 2008

Blurpee

A fat big fat black guy.

Man, check out blurpee over there, nigga be lookin' like fat albutt and shiot!

by iadyscorpian July 29, 2003

Blurpee

Sippin’ on a slurpee while getting a blowjob.

Dude, my chick gave me the most amazing cherry cola blurpee last night!

I came so hard from that blurpee, babe. Thank you!

by Art2ashes September 17, 2021

sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.

Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?

by numberonebox August 2, 2023

Blurplefy

The act of taking one's Discord profile picture and changing the colours to be only Blurple, Discord's main colour, and White. (Occasionally Dark Blurple, if necessary)

"Yo, dude, I've just joined Project Blurple. You gonna join as well?"

"Yeah. Isn't that the place where you Blurplefy your image?"

by GamesForDays2 June 10, 2018

Burpee-off

When two or more people do burpees until only one person remains doing burpees.

Did you see the burpee-off with Arin, Sunder, and Dr. Sung?

by Can of dicks June 11, 2016

Burpee

The most badass exercise on the market, targets every muscle and improves explosiveness. Common among inmates.

Consists of doing a push up, going into a squat, jumping as high as you can, dropping back into a squat then into a pushup. A pull up can be added after the jump if a bar is available.

I just did 100 burpees in 5 minutes, excuse me while I projectile vomit.

by DeliPro158 June 22, 2008