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blugo

It is when you meet a dark ass nigga and they dumb as hell. This nigga could be at Harvard and would still forget how to put on his pants. This nigger could be white the way he be destroying his life and beating up boys. Usually blugos tend to abuse little boys. They are usually a retarded black person who loves fried chicken and kool aid and devours them the way they be devouring little boys and girls. If you encounter one of these black monkeys, they'll most likely rape your little booty hole especially if you're a minor.
Where's my glasses......... They are in your hand..........That girl bad as hell............Nah she like 7......You want chicken man?...... Yea... Well fight me for it......Nah I'll rape you like i raped my 5 year old stepson.
This nigga a straight up blugo....period.
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blogosphincter

Muscles that control the release of mental and emotional waste products from the mind into the chat room or blog site.
Dude: I have a pain in my blogosphincter.

Doc: Can you post me a sample?
by Diego Mendez March 21, 2009
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Blagojeviched

Adj.: To be so intoxicated as to consider selling the senate seat of the president-elect.
Kevin was so Blagojeviched last night, he went nuts and smashed two windows.

Dan: "Anna had twelve Gin and Tonics."
Steve: "Anna, are you Blagojeviched?"

"Dude, I was so fucking Blagojeviched last night that I was up until 5 AM shuking my guts out on the bathroom floor."
by Russian Steve. August 23, 2011
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Pig blug

Term coined by KSI in the sidemen eating one colour food for 24 hours challenge. It is the blug of the pig that has a distinct taste of grapefruit despite being an internal bodily fluid of a pig. Nobody knows what it is made out of but Jj and it should not be confused with "pig blood".
Josh: *has a pink glass of drink*
Vikk: I reckon it's grapefruit
JJ: I think it's uh pig blug
by Netflix & Chilwell February 20, 2020
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blagojevich

Awe-inspiringly clueless gall or chutzpah. An action or utterance that appears to come from an outrageous ego coupled with a breathtaking sense of entitlement combined with complete lack of awareness.

People can show chutzpah consciously. People can "have the nerve" to do something while knowing they're taking a chance. But to show *real* blagojevich, someone almost has to have the blindly arrogant self-confidence that comes from really believing they're right, and having no clue that they might be mistaken.
The canonical example is former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, who was arrested and impeached after recordings of him were made public, in which he discussed his desire to get money, jobs, or other favors in exchange for appointing someone to a vacant Senate seat, and angrily swore at those who expected him to "give away" the appointment for nothing.

Despite this, he had the blagojevich to compare himself to Ghandi, his arrest to Pearl Harbor, and to say that it was "an honor to fall on principle on behalf of the people."

..........

Not only did he never tell me that he'd tested positive before we had sex... but now he's suing me for harassment telling other people about it!

Wow, the blagojevich of that man!
by my name is Cos February 2, 2009
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blogoo

meaningless blog drivel clogging up the major search engines on the web; from the term grey goo

when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless

this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words

other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic

link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity

now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses

capiche?

a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
blogoo is the toe jam of the web
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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Blugold

The Blugold is the esteemed mascot of UW-Eau Claire. While nobody there knows exactly what it is, it represents the symbol of excellence and is sometimes seen in the form of a man dressed as a blue and gold bird, giving out high fives at the bottom of the large hill in the middle of campus.
Student from another college: "Hey, what's a Blugold?"
Student from Eau Claire: "I don't know, but its clearly awesome"
Student from another college: "Oh."
by alumni blugold January 7, 2012
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