bluebox

A condition, similar to blueballs but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. Can be both a noun and a verb, and used literally or figureatively.

"I was totally going to do it with this guy last night, and we were all making out and what not, then he left, and now I've got a nasty case of bluebox."

"Considering the way the White house owns Congress right now, Harriet Miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn't get confirmed."

by Cosmo October 4, 2005

bluebox

verb

emptying the contents of one's pockets (and sometimes the clothes as well) into the blue plastic containers at airport security.

When I flew into JFK, they even had me bluebox my comfort blanket.

by leit July 16, 2008

Project Bluebook

The last publicly acknowledged USAF investigation into UFOs, which started in March 1952. Its aims were to find explanations for UFO sightings, to assess whether they were a threat to national security, and to determine if the UFOs used advanced technology from which the US could learn. Reports were collected, analyzed and filed according to their results. No-one noticed anything was wrong with the project until one of the people on the investigation team sent in his own sighting. It was filed, but when he wanted to refer back to his report, it had disappeared. He then alleged that any reports that were both unexplained and could cause public uproar were siphoned off out of Blue Book to somewhere else higher up in authority, a claim that ufologists now see as fact. Blue Book was wound up in 1969 as a result of the Condon Report and one of its investigators, Dr J. Allen Hynek, went on to form the first scientific based UFO group, the Center for UFO Studies, in 1973.

After closing Project Blue Book the US
Air Force has not publicly acknowledged any further interest in UFO sightings.

by ufologist February 6, 2005

Blue Box

n. What a woman gets after becoming sexually excited, but not satisfied. The female equivalent to blue balls.

When I left to go watch the game at the bar with the guys, and abruptly stopped orally pleasuring my woman, she got a bad case of blue box.

by Phinneas Q. Butterworth July 23, 2008

Bluebook

"A Uniform System of Citation" used during law school. Commonly referred to as "bitchbook" and is often the bane of law student's existence. Law Reviews often employ the Bluebook citation metho.

My professor requires that I learn Bluebook citation for my appellate brief although it is completely different from the citation method I will use after I graduate from law school.

by lawpunk March 4, 2009

Tabbed Bluebook

1. A copy of "The Uniform System of Citation" carefully annotated by a law student seeking a position on Law Journal.
2. A book whose owner should shampoo a crotch.

"This campsite is rad, too bad it has no shower."
"Not to worry -- Mads has a tabbed bluebook."
"Really? Sweet."

by HarrierPride March 26, 2008

Bluebook Bob

A person who is very difficult to work with. One who is demanding and unreasonable, quick to place blame without first researching the facts. A person who does not care about the feelings of others or of the consequences their words and actions have on others. They find it easier to blame someone than to find out the root cause of the problem or ever admit they may be at fault. Their behavior may be attributed to the lack of oxygen to their brain from the constricting outdated mom jeans that they tend to wear.

It would be better to bang your head on a wall over and over again than to hold a conversation with Bluebook Bob.

by Tired of Bob March 5, 2012