Cosmo's definitions
When a male augments a traditional moon by tucking his scrotum between his legs, creating something that vaguely resembles two flesh-colored plums in a basket.
See also: fruit salad
See also: fruit salad
Kevin: Should we moon that guy in the H2 at the next stoplight?
Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket
Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket
by Cosmo November 28, 2007
Get the plums in a basketmug. "Yo, man. Last night, Chris had to run out and find some jim-jams at 3am."
"Eh, dumbass should have planned ahead."
"Eh, dumbass should have planned ahead."
by Cosmo January 3, 2005
Get the jim-jamsmug. when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just that.
Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.
Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.
by cosmo November 3, 2006
Get the Office Spacingmug. An extremely esoteric nickname for cocaine. In the original lyrics to the Cole Porter classic showtune "I Get a Kick Out of You", the second verse begins is "Some get a kick from cocaine". As the years passed, that was changed to "Some like the bop-type refrain" so kids could continue to put on "Anything Goes" as a high-school musical.
People aware of this, wanting to demonstrate their cultural refinement and speak about cocaine, all while avoiding eavesdroppers and self-incrimination, replace the technical name of their drug of choice with "Bop-type Refrain" (or simply "Bop-type", though the later option brings with it a tremendous risk of losing your audience.)
People aware of this, wanting to demonstrate their cultural refinement and speak about cocaine, all while avoiding eavesdroppers and self-incrimination, replace the technical name of their drug of choice with "Bop-type Refrain" (or simply "Bop-type", though the later option brings with it a tremendous risk of losing your audience.)
Chris: I'm sick of referring to cocaine as "yatch". It's gone too mainstream.
Kevin: How about "Bop-type Refrain"?
Chris: What the - oh, I get it. I didn't know you were a devotee of musical theater.
Kevin: Eh, I know the Sinatra version.
Kevin: How about "Bop-type Refrain"?
Chris: What the - oh, I get it. I didn't know you were a devotee of musical theater.
Kevin: Eh, I know the Sinatra version.
by Cosmo July 25, 2006
Get the Bop-type Refrainmug. The act of taking Monday off from work/class because you got crunk so hard over the weekend that you couldn't recover in time. The joke is that you're celebrating "St Monday's Day" and so you can't come to work.
The term actually dates back to pre-revolutionary America. Benjamin Franklin makes fun of his co-workers for taking a large number of "Saint Mondays" in "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin".
The term actually dates back to pre-revolutionary America. Benjamin Franklin makes fun of his co-workers for taking a large number of "Saint Mondays" in "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin".
"This, and my being esteem'd a pretty good riggite, that is, a jocular verbal satirist, supported my consequence in the society. My constant attendance (I never making a St. Monday) recommended me to the master; and my uncommon quickness at composing occasioned my being put upon all work of dispatch, which was generally better paid. So I went on now very agreeably."
-The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin
-The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin
by Cosmo July 17, 2006
Get the St. Mondaymug. The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.
by Cosmo February 7, 2007
Get the Colombian Flumug. by Cosmo January 3, 2005
Get the jimjamsmug.