Definitions by Cosmo
Psycho Test
The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it.
Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend?
Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.
Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.
Psycho Test by Cosmo October 16, 2008
plums in a basket
When a male augments a traditional moon by tucking his scrotum between his legs, creating something that vaguely resembles two flesh-colored plums in a basket.
See also: fruit salad
See also: fruit salad
Kevin: Should we moon that guy in the H2 at the next stoplight?
Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket
Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket
plums in a basket by Cosmo November 28, 2007
gash hound
A man who cannot restrain the urge to copulate with every human female he sees. Derived from gash, crude slang for female genitalia; and hound, a suffix commonly used to denote baseness, relentless pursuit and traditional male faults. (cf. pussy hound, hound dog, hound, bird dog)
gash hound by Cosmo October 7, 2007
Clintonian Virgin
A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".
As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.
As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.
Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?
Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.
Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.
Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.
Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.
Clintonian Virgin by Cosmo March 23, 2007
Colombian Flu
The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.
Colombian Flu by Cosmo February 7, 2007
Colombian Flu
The several minutes of incessant sniffing that a cocaine user experiences after insufflating a line. So-called because cocaine is seen in the public eye as a largely Colombian export, and because of sniffling's association with the flu.
Colombian Flu by Cosmo February 7, 2007
cheating
When a woman who is either overweight to begin with, or who has recently gained weight, shows off or brags/complains about the size of her breasts.
Though it's seldom intentional on the part of the "cheater", all girls who have large breasts due to excess adipose tissue throughout their bodies are (rather chauvansitically) said to be "cheating".
Though it's seldom intentional on the part of the "cheater", all girls who have large breasts due to excess adipose tissue throughout their bodies are (rather chauvansitically) said to be "cheating".