blotts

A pool playing Devo who partakes in many ales.

A blotts is a male advertising exec that likes to play pool and drink many beers after work.

by Clems B July 3, 2008

bottsring

The act of openly expressing random thoughts unfettered by the confines of continuity. The term bottsring originated in the online performance diesel community as an attempt to give a positive slant to thread derailing.

The forum moderator, a bushranger by night, was so fed up with their bottsring that he broke down and got badassy with them.

by Brisbane Pete June 16, 2011

BLOTUS

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."

What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.

by paulpaxman January 10, 2017

blotto

Blind drunk, intoxicated to the extreme

You were so blotto last night

by KING February 17, 2003

blotto box

Mostly intended as a joke, the "Blotto Box" was a theoretical device that would send too much electricity over phone lines, making it impossible for any calls to get through. Depending on who you ask, the Blotto Box is either impossible or would kill you when you turned it on. The intended effect is that every phone would "ring and ring and ring" in an entire area code.

Blue box, red box, blotto box: schematics for many small devices were distributed during the era of telephone phreaking, but not all of them worked as advertised.

by Bitwise December 14, 2008

Bloutsen

A person who is thou close, and thou loved~ mr johnny

Bloutsen u hath done naughty deeds

by Squidward5543 April 8, 2020

Blottie

Your BFFs hot friend

Did you sees Jake’s blottie? She’s so hot…I have to hang out with him more often.

by Bingus! June 12, 2021