BLOTUS
What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.
BLOTUS by paulpaxman January 10, 2017
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BLOTUS
Blotus
A term used to describe an individual who has succeeded in expanding his or her waistline to the point that the neck, chest and waist appears as one body part. Typically can be found sitting, eating, smoking, drinking, and eating.
The Blotus considers defecating as physical exercise. A Blotus is fond of infomercials and is a fan of the late Billy Mays and Tony Little. Multiple number of Blotus's (aka herd) are usually referenced as a Bloti. Typical clothing for the Blotis is workout clothing with expandable waist.
The Blotus considers defecating as physical exercise. A Blotus is fond of infomercials and is a fan of the late Billy Mays and Tony Little. Multiple number of Blotus's (aka herd) are usually referenced as a Bloti. Typical clothing for the Blotis is workout clothing with expandable waist.
Bill, I am sorry you had to come to the party by yourself, but you are in luck... there are a couple of female Blotus's at the buffet table that you can score with. Just make sure you rub your body down with butter before introducing yourself.
Blotus by mikeverdill August 17, 2009
Blotus
Extremely fat. Like so fat that your frame has the most amount of fat that it could stuff on there and your skin is so tight it's hard to bend.
Blotus by funthusiast October 27, 2018
Blotus
“Woah, did you see that Blotus who walked by the engineering department today?”
“Yeah, she’s also in a bunch of the university ads!”
“Yeah, she’s also in a bunch of the university ads!”
Gentleman's Blouse
A Dress shirt, or top of similar style. Used by Patrick Stewart's character Deputy Director Avery Bullock in American Dad.
Gentleman's Blouse by Skwerl Bergamot October 30, 2011
Blotunda
A promiscuous female who weighs more than two times your body weight, and aggressively pursues you in order to meet her sexual desires, despite your attempts to deter her.
Hey man, I’ve been on a drought for the past six months. I think I might have to hit up that Blotunda that we met at the bar last week.
Blotunda by Definition Maker 12 May 31, 2018
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