blatts

diarrhea or shitting because of something you ate.

ohh man, those fries gave me the blatts...

by kelsey June 7, 2004

Blattino

A questionable internet troll who rose to fame being a sus boy on Tik Tok. No one knows of his true identity.

Did you see Blattino on Tik Tok?

by Shinigami9 February 14, 2021

BLATT

“Blood Love All The Time”

ssup blatt?

by ludjyr November 13, 2018

Sepp Blattered

To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.

Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"

by Todd28289 December 3, 2010

sepp blatter

a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.

Bad dog! how dare u sepp blatter all over the patio! no dinner for u, bad dog.

by coded the gunner March 3, 2011

Blatas

When someone becomes so overcome with neurosis they simultaneously shit their pants and ejaculate.

While waiting for Chase to enter him, Bill became so anxious that he Blatased all over the San Franciscan bath house.

by Blatas May 20, 2015

blatted

To be wasted, drunk, stoned etc.

Man that hip-hop was rad the other night but I got so blatted I had to go home early

by robuttt October 12, 2006