blosdom

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A balloon when it’s used as a condom.

Bro I was banging this chick last night and didn’t have a condom, so I pulled out a blosdom instead.

blosdom by Teekums July 1, 2019

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Whore Blossom

A dark red pimple that won’t come to a head on the cheek area of your face.

1. Is that a pimple on your face?
2. No it’s a whore blossom, because I can’t pop it.

Whore Blossom by sarsfieldk May 20, 2014

cheryl blossom

THE most ICONIC and LEGENDARY character to ever grace screens. She deserves a hug bc the writers did her dirty

"Cheryl Blossom's going to have some serious back issues when she's older."
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"

cheryl blossom by cauliflowerpizzacrust January 9, 2020

Orange Blossom Trail

Honestly just a really shitty road in Orlando, mostly full of crime and crackwhores.

If something happens on Orange Blossom Trail it’s either a dead whore or a car accident.

Orange Blossom Trail by Krabby Patty secret formula July 31, 2018

orange blossom special

The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.

"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"

orange blossom special by Atlas' Rage April 13, 2005

blossom amor

1. Being in a relationship with a quite female until she revealed her inner emotions which cause a manifesting of false desires.

2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.

My relationship is turning in a blossom amor because partner do not want to do anything.

blossom amor by LightUpTheRoom August 18, 2016

Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.

Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.

Taint Blossom by Maxi G March 10, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026