blossom is a beautiful, kind, sweet, smart, caring, and hilarious person. she’ll do anything to make you laugh. she has a humor that can come off as offensive, but isn’t meant to be. she’s undeniably beautiful. she’s athletic, and will stick with you no matter what. she’s so lit, and so fun to hang around. anytime you’re with her, you’ll always have the greatest time of your life. she has the funniest laugh, and is great at roasting. she’s a lit dancer, and she has the most gorgeous body, like it’s seriously goals. she’s a tall and beautiful bih! okurrrrrt! you can always trust her, and she’ll always be my best friend forever. if you dare hurt her, your going to hurt me too, so that we can be hurt together! don’t mess with her, because she’s a queen, and always will be, so there’s nothing you can do about that. teehee! try again sweetie. ahahah! i love her so much it’s not even explainable!
we love our bestfriend blossom!!
by grandmalover96 July 26, 2018
1. Leader of the Powerpuff Girls.
2. A flower.
3. A TV sitcom about the teenage redhead who has problem with her life. Lizzie McGuire stole the ideas from Blossom.
2. A flower.
3. A TV sitcom about the teenage redhead who has problem with her life. Lizzie McGuire stole the ideas from Blossom.
1. Hello. Blossom here!
2. The flower blossoms in spring.
3. That TV show, Blossom, was a very dumb show! Switch the channel, dawg!
2. The flower blossoms in spring.
3. That TV show, Blossom, was a very dumb show! Switch the channel, dawg!
by ChoujinkiMetalder April 17, 2005
Originally a slang word first known in gay groups and fetish circles from the act of using the penis pump on the anus until the rectum, or other bodily organs are turned inside out to become revealed known as the "blossom." The origin of the word came from a gay fanzine in the early nineties of the same title called, "Blossom" published in Philadelphia. The fanzine specialized in amateur photographs sent in by male readers of their blossoms. The fanzine later changed their name and became more well-known in gay circles as "Pump It Up." More recently, gay fisting groups have adopted this word to describe the same action but in the form of extreme fisting.
1. A man used a penis pump on his anus to reveal a huge blossom.
2. His blossom was extremely pink and large in size.
2. His blossom was extremely pink and large in size.
by calvinalexander January 15, 2007
When a gay man has recieved anal fisting so frequently that his balloon knot no longer puckers in, but blossoms out like Mt. St. Helen's.
"Percy and his fudge-packin' pals like to compare their blossoms after a long night of two-fisted fun to see whose is the plumpest."
by Slap-nut March 04, 2007
Is a most interesting girl you will ever meet she will steal your heart away in a heartbeat she can be a bit aggressive at times but she is good in the heart you should got out with such a girl with a great brackground such as her's
by 112233one twothree December 22, 2016
1. To pour Diet Coke and Mentos, in that order, down a girl's vagina. This will cause the formation of a soda geyser in her uterus and vagina, which will fuck up her reproductive system and launch soda the fuck out of her vagina. (verb)
2. The Powerpuff Girl of the same name, and leader of the trio. Wears a red bow to assert dominance. (noun)
2. The Powerpuff Girl of the same name, and leader of the trio. Wears a red bow to assert dominance. (noun)
1.
Guy 1: I gonna blossom (pours Diet Coke and Mentos down girl's vagina)
Girl 1: *screams in agony* THAT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK (The soda geyser in her vagina drenches Guy 1)
Guy 1: *masturbating in Girl 1's mouth*
(Girl 1 has her period, adding blood to the geyser. She then faints)
Guy 1: *takes picture of Girl 1's fucked-up vagina*
2. No example needed
Guy 1: I gonna blossom (pours Diet Coke and Mentos down girl's vagina)
Girl 1: *screams in agony* THAT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK (The soda geyser in her vagina drenches Guy 1)
Guy 1: *masturbating in Girl 1's mouth*
(Girl 1 has her period, adding blood to the geyser. She then faints)
Guy 1: *takes picture of Girl 1's fucked-up vagina*
2. No example needed
by Yopmail User June 26, 2022