blondiot 

a blonde person who is an idiot

my friend briana is called blondiot

blondiot by jamie32193 December 15, 2006

Blonditus 

A non-official disease-

1. Being blonde and extremely stupid

2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement

1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.

2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.

Blonditus by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009

blondist 

a person who's racist towards blondes

1: you're a Blondist!

blondist by Smart Blondes Inc. July 4, 2008

blonditude 

the attitude of a blonde; acting blonde; having the qualities of a blonde ie: sexy, fun, free spirited, bouncy

" Shes got blonditude."

blonditude by iamyournailbunny May 23, 2009

blondistt 

A person who discriminates against blondes

Jerry is a blondistt, he hates blonde people

blondistt by Willace Shneebly January 14, 2008

blondite 

(blónd/īght)
1. (noun) A nicer way of saying "blonde lesbian" or blond-dyke.
2. (adjective) Extremely bright; having the appearance of being lit by sunlight.
3. (verb) To leave the scene of drama before it involves you.
4. (noun) A light colored tiny penis.
5. (noun) A blonde girl who will do anything for the limelight when the time is right.

Fun Fact:
The word "blondite" is most commonly used when referring to one's small, lightly colored penis. This meaning of the word originated from "blond" meaning "light" and "ite" meaning "little".

1. That blondite at the club last night was all up on Sally Jane.
2. My hair was so blondite in the fields this afternoon
3. That girl blondited the fight a couple seconds ago.
4. His blondite was so not satisfying.
5. He will do anything for a blondite.

blondite by Curry-itch-mee December 1, 2013

Blondie™️

Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.

“Damn I didn’t know that I could be sued for the use of the word blondie™️ By her”

Blondie™️ by anonymous May 17, 2022