blonditch

a blonde horse loving straight white girl; blonde bitch; derogatory term for a straight white blonde horse loving innocent christan girl

dude have you seen estelle? she rides horses AND is blonde!?!?!? what a blonditch

by uhm,uhhhhhhh, ermmmm July 17, 2023

Blonditus

A non-official disease-

1. Being blonde and extremely stupid

2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement

1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.

2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.

by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009

Broditch

To ditch your fellow bros in companionship for the female gender

My best friend Mark thinks that he can broditch me for his new girl on saturday.

by kelly99657 February 12, 2009

bowditch

the best last name in the world.

dallas bowditch
clare bowditch
two amazing human beings

by dallaslea February 6, 2008

Blobitch

A blobitch is a person who bitches how everything blows. Typically, a blobitch walks slowly, eats a lot, and says "that blows". A blobitch also contradicts everything you say just to be a bitch. Also, a blobitch always thinks he is right, and even if proven wrong, he will still not admit to his fault in judgment and taunt how he is still correct just because he says so.

Example 1
You: Hey, this sandwich is really good.
Blobitch: No it isn't, it fucking blows.
You: Don't be a fucking Blobitch!

Example 2
You: I just got a new car, I love it and am totally satisfied with it.
Blobitch: Your new car fucking blows, and you hate it.
You: Shut the fuck up you Blobitch!

by Snorky7777 September 21, 2010

Blondathon

A blondathon is a large group of blond people whose friend group is the majority blond. It can refer to any gender or any number of people.

Franny: OMG do you see that blondathon over there?

by purple_monkey888 September 8, 2021

Blogbitch

A combination of the word blog and the word bitch. Anyone who becomes obbsesed with a blog or blogs in general, to the point that they complain about them enough to become their bitch.

"CBS News has been being a bit of a blogbitch lately."

or

"My blogbitch left me some more comments."

by killfloor November 9, 2004