blonditch
a blonde horse loving straight white girl; blonde bitch; derogatory term for a straight white blonde horse loving innocent christan girl
blonditch by uhm,uhhhhhhh, ermmmm July 17, 2023
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Blonditus
A non-official disease-
1. Being blonde and extremely stupid
2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. Being blonde and extremely stupid
2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.
2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
Blonditus by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009
Related Words
blonditch • bowditch • Blobitch • Blogbitch • Blondathon • blondicap • Blondicitus • Blondights • blondite • Blonditus
Broditch
Broditch by kelly99657 February 12, 2009
Blobitch
A blobitch is a person who bitches how everything blows. Typically, a blobitch walks slowly, eats a lot, and says "that blows". A blobitch also contradicts everything you say just to be a bitch. Also, a blobitch always thinks he is right, and even if proven wrong, he will still not admit to his fault in judgment and taunt how he is still correct just because he says so.
Example 1
You: Hey, this sandwich is really good.
Blobitch: No it isn't, it fucking blows.
You: Don't be a fucking Blobitch!
Example 2
You: I just got a new car, I love it and am totally satisfied with it.
Blobitch: Your new car fucking blows, and you hate it.
You: Shut the fuck up you Blobitch!
You: Hey, this sandwich is really good.
Blobitch: No it isn't, it fucking blows.
You: Don't be a fucking Blobitch!
Example 2
You: I just got a new car, I love it and am totally satisfied with it.
Blobitch: Your new car fucking blows, and you hate it.
You: Shut the fuck up you Blobitch!
Blobitch by Snorky7777 September 21, 2010
Blondathon
A blondathon is a large group of blond people whose friend group is the majority blond. It can refer to any gender or any number of people.
Blondathon by purple_monkey888 September 8, 2021
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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