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blondite 

(blónd/īght)
1. (noun) A nicer way of saying "blonde lesbian" or blond-dyke.
2. (adjective) Extremely bright; having the appearance of being lit by sunlight.
3. (verb) To leave the scene of drama before it involves you.
4. (noun) A light colored tiny penis.
5. (noun) A blonde girl who will do anything for the limelight when the time is right.

Fun Fact:
The word "blondite" is most commonly used when referring to one's small, lightly colored penis. This meaning of the word originated from "blond" meaning "light" and "ite" meaning "little".
1. That blondite at the club last night was all up on Sally Jane.
2. My hair was so blondite in the fields this afternoon
3. That girl blondited the fight a couple seconds ago.
4. His blondite was so not satisfying.
5. He will do anything for a blondite.
blondite by Curry-itch-mee December 1, 2013
Words you can keep

Blonditus 

A non-official disease-

1. Being blonde and extremely stupid

2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.

2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
Blonditus by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009
A name given to smokeless tobacco by the woodlands baseball team.
Guy 1: You want some bondite Turner??

Turner: Hell yea, let me put some bondite in my lip.
Bondite by Donovanpechal May 2, 2006

Blondie Rosiie 

Noun
1. The most incredible, gorgeous and sexy woman.
2. A total bombshell babe.
3. The “boss”.

Nom

1. La femme la plus incroyable, trop belle et sexy.

2. Une bombe totale.

3. La boss.
I'm completely infatuated with Blondie Rosiie -- she has the most spectacular eyes. What a woman!

Je suis complètement entiché de @blondierosiie -- elle a les yeux les plus spectaculaires. Quelle femme!
Blondie Rosiie by K3ys3r S0z3 November 25, 2021
a nickname swifties use to describe taylor swift, usually when she’s driving us crazy
she’s been dropping hints for all 3 albums what do we expect

idk but blondie is driving us crazy

or

where is 1989 (taylor’s version) blondie?
blondie by rep era June 6, 2021

Blondie Bear 

Wesley: Spike
Angel: Spike!
Harmony: Blondie Bear!?
Blondie Bear by eaR eimaJ December 8, 2006
The name of one of the most original bands of the late seventies and early eighties, with a resurgence in the late ninties. They are known as "Punk" because that is the core of their music, but they mastered and touched upon several genres from jazz to hip-hop, girl-group to reggae, disco to country. Hit Songs include "The Tide is High", "Heart of Glass", "Rapture", "X-Offender" and "One Way or Another"
Debbie Harry-Vocals
Chris Stein/Frank Infante-Guitars
Gary Valentine/Nigel Harrison-Bass
Clem Burke-Drums
Jimmy Destri-Keys
Some fans think that Blondie's self-titled first album is their best work, but others maintain that "Parallel Lines" is the best showcase of their talent.
blondie by el brado July 5, 2003
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