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Blonditus 

A non-official disease-

1. Being blonde and extremely stupid

2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.

2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
Blonditus by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009

blondette 

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.
Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.
blondette by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005
A beautiful, confident blonde woman who is not defined by the stereotypical ditzy label of society.
They called the blonde woman who rode horses and shoots guns, Blondetta, out of respect for her abilities.
Blondetta by Cow Junkie January 13, 2009

blondist 

a person who's racist towards blondes
1: you're a Blondist!

Bloodist 

A witch/wizard that prefers a specific blood type and despising every other blood type.
Lucius Malfoy hating on the young Hermione Granger for being a muggle-born because he's a bloodist
Bloodist by Thatoneravenclaw September 24, 2020

Blindist 

The act of being against someone that is blind.
Hah you can’t see”
You know that’s blindist?”
Blindist by NooooPpe January 20, 2022