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blondetage 

The montage of cute blonde girls in the stands at sporting events during time outs or any stoppage of play.
I tuned into the Cubs game on WGN just in time for the 7th inning blondetage.

With her low cut tank top and courtside seats she's a ringer to make the blondetage tonight.
blondetage by peckerle May 12, 2011

Blonditus 

A non-official disease-

1. Being blonde and extremely stupid

2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.

2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
Blonditus by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009

blondette 

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.
Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.
blondette by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005

Blondie Rosiie 

Noun
1. The most incredible, gorgeous and sexy woman.
2. A total bombshell babe.
3. The “boss”.

Nom

1. La femme la plus incroyable, trop belle et sexy.

2. Une bombe totale.

3. La boss.
I'm completely infatuated with Blondie Rosiie -- she has the most spectacular eyes. What a woman!

Je suis complètement entiché de @blondierosiie -- elle a les yeux les plus spectaculaires. Quelle femme!
Blondie Rosiie by K3ys3r S0z3 November 25, 2021
a nickname swifties use to describe taylor swift, usually when she’s driving us crazy
she’s been dropping hints for all 3 albums what do we expect

idk but blondie is driving us crazy

or

where is 1989 (taylor’s version) blondie?
blondie by rep era June 6, 2021

Blondie Bear 

Harmony's nickname for Spike.
Wesley: Spike
Angel: Spike!
Harmony: Blondie Bear!?
Blondie Bear by eaR eimaJ December 8, 2006