blondist
blondist by Smart Blondes Inc. July 4, 2008
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Blonditus
A non-official disease-
1. Being blonde and extremely stupid
2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. Being blonde and extremely stupid
2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.
2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
Blonditus by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009
Bloodist
Bloodist by Thatoneravenclaw September 24, 2020
Blindist
Bloodist
Preferring one blood type/ colour over another in a fashion that could be compared to superiority ( eg racism)
Bloodist by Dave The Forth July 15, 2018
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blondiot by jamie32193 December 15, 2006
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