blokeman
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Blokedance
The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.
Blokedance by The Chairman February 20, 2006
Related Words
blokeman • blokemanship • blakeman • Blokedance • bookeman • brokemance • Brokeman's Date • Brokemantic • Kofi brokeman • Bloke Maxxing
Kofi brokeman
It is a roasted ripe plantain accompanied by roasted groundnuts. It is relatively known for its affordability and satisfaction.
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Blakeman
Blakeman by Big bad badasses October 18, 2018
Brokeman's Date
-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.
-time is most spent making out in an open area.
-time is most spent making out in an open area.
Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.
(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"
"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"
(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"
"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"
Brokeman's Date by IDK011 July 28, 2009
Brokemantic
Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"
Brokemantic by MissLin July 6, 2011
blakeman
Brendan: Blakeman, can you find your dick in your fat?
Blakeman: Yea....
Brendan: Shut up, go play Guild Wars instead of WoW
Blakeman: Yea....
Brendan: Shut up, go play Guild Wars instead of WoW
blakeman by Horacio McInsult Pants January 29, 2007
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