blokeman
AN ABSOLUTELY GEEZA
BLOKEMAN IS A G
Words you can keep
Blokedance
The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.
Blokedance by The Chairman February 20, 2006
Related Words
blokeman • blokemanship • blakeman • Blokedance • bookeman • brokemance • Brokeman's Date • Brokemantic • Kofi brokeman • Bloke Maxxing
Kofi brokeman
It is a roasted ripe plantain accompanied by roasted groundnuts. It is relatively known for its affordability and satisfaction.
Kofi brokeman by NeverblameJesse December 30, 2021
Blakeman
Blakeman by Big bad badasses October 18, 2018
Brokeman's Date
-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.
-time is most spent making out in an open area.
-time is most spent making out in an open area.
Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.
(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"
"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"
(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"
"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"
Brokeman's Date by IDK011 July 28, 2009
Brokemantic
Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"
Brokemantic by MissLin July 6, 2011
blakeman
Brendan: Blakeman, can you find your dick in your fat?
Blakeman: Yea....
Brendan: Shut up, go play Guild Wars instead of WoW
Blakeman: Yea....
Brendan: Shut up, go play Guild Wars instead of WoW
blakeman by Horacio McInsult Pants January 29, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026