Blakeman
Blakeman by Big bad badasses October 18, 2018
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blakeman
Brendan: Blakeman, can you find your dick in your fat?
Blakeman: Yea....
Brendan: Shut up, go play Guild Wars instead of WoW
Blakeman: Yea....
Brendan: Shut up, go play Guild Wars instead of WoW
blakeman by Horacio McInsult Pants January 29, 2007
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blakeman • bakeman • blazeman • Blakean • blakeanne • Blakedance • Blakemalk • Blameman • blokeman • blokemanship
Blakean
(pronounced blakeian) - w.r.t. the visual arts, painstakingly realistic in representing human anatomy and other natural forms, while also radiantly imaginative.
Blakean by Mapplethorpe January 15, 2011
blazeman
A guy named Wazerman, who believes his own lies and calls himself Blazeman. He get's angry when you don't call him this, and he will flip all of your weed on the ground.
blazeman by bill billson December 11, 2003
Blakedance
A form of solo dancing influenced by Caucasian/Asian American culture involving rapid acrobatic ninja-like moves in which different parts of the body touch the ground.
Blakedance by CrazySauceSass July 15, 2011
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