Blakeman 

A complete badass that can fuck anybody up

The Blakeman did not no how to lose

Blakeman by Big bad badasses October 18, 2018

blakeman 

An insult for a fat, gay man.

Blake = very homosexual

Man = Man

So Very Homosexual man.

Brendan: Blakeman, can you find your dick in your fat?
Blakeman: Yea....
Brendan: Shut up, go play Guild Wars instead of WoW

blakeman by Horacio McInsult Pants January 29, 2007

Blakean 

(pronounced blakeian) - w.r.t. the visual arts, painstakingly realistic in representing human anatomy and other natural forms, while also radiantly imaginative.

In my Blakean year ... (Patti Smith)

Blakean by Mapplethorpe January 15, 2011

bakeman 

A fire-crotch homo who dies his hair black and wears holister everyday of his life with his femine claire's earrings in his right ear with the Victorias Secret man thong. A man who drives extremely fast cars like KIAs.

I saw the biggest bakeman playing hockey in the street today.

bakeman by MtDRSS December 12, 2006

blazeman 

A guy named Wazerman, who believes his own lies and calls himself Blazeman. He get's angry when you don't call him this, and he will flip all of your weed on the ground.

dont call me wazerman!
dont call me my real name!

blazeman by bill billson December 11, 2003

Blakedance 

A form of solo dancing influenced by Caucasian/Asian American culture involving rapid acrobatic ninja-like moves in which different parts of the body touch the ground.

The crowd formed a circle to partake in blakedance observations.

Blakedance by CrazySauceSass July 15, 2011

blazeman 

crazy guy named wazerman, that smokes only the best weed in the world

yo guy lets go blazeman

blazeman by stu December 8, 2003