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bookeman 

this person is a bookeman
bookeman by owncjebf March 10, 2025
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Bookman's Bluff 

When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"
Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:

"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020
Bookman's Bluff by Sturmward July 29, 2021
One who sells educational books door to door.
Someone who is richer and more confident than you are because they sold books for the summer instead of sitting on their ass.
I rock you because i saw 3 hot moms today!
Don't you ever die you good looking bookman!
bookman by mort utley August 25, 2008

Kofi brokeman 

It is a roasted ripe plantain accompanied by roasted groundnuts. It is relatively known for its affordability and satisfaction.
Adwoa didn’t have enough money so all she could afford to buy was Kofi brokeman.
Kofi brokeman by NeverblameJesse December 30, 2021

Neil Bookman 

A 33-year-old pedophile jerk who takes advantage of young boys. He has baby-killer eyes and unstable tendancies. But don't worry, he's a nice guy once you get to know him.
Neil Bookman likes 'em around 14 years old.
Neil Bookman by Numbers December 14, 2008

Brokeman's Date 

-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.

-time is most spent making out in an open area.
Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.

(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"

"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"
Brokeman's Date by IDK011 July 28, 2009
A loose collection of individuals who are well known for their copious liquor consumption, ganja smoking, substance abuse, and partying too hard.
The Boozeman left the party in a state of complete inebriation.
Boozeman by Adaddyboozeman June 11, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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