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Blakeman 

A complete badass that can fuck anybody up
The Blakeman did not no how to lose
Blakeman by Big bad badasses October 18, 2018
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blakeman 

An insult for a fat, gay man.

Blake = very homosexual

Man = Man

So Very Homosexual man.
Brendan: Blakeman, can you find your dick in your fat?
Blakeman: Yea....
Brendan: Shut up, go play Guild Wars instead of WoW
blakeman by Horacio McInsult Pants January 29, 2007
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(pronounced blakeian) - w.r.t. the visual arts, painstakingly realistic in representing human anatomy and other natural forms, while also radiantly imaginative.
In my Blakean year ... (Patti Smith)
Blakean by Mapplethorpe January 15, 2011
A fire-crotch homo who dies his hair black and wears holister everyday of his life with his femine claire's earrings in his right ear with the Victorias Secret man thong. A man who drives extremely fast cars like KIAs.
I saw the biggest bakeman playing hockey in the street today.
bakeman by MtDRSS December 12, 2006

blazeman 

A guy named Wazerman, who believes his own lies and calls himself Blazeman. He get's angry when you don't call him this, and he will flip all of your weed on the ground.
dont call me wazerman!
dont call me my real name!
blazeman by bill billson December 11, 2003

Blakedance 

A form of solo dancing influenced by Caucasian/Asian American culture involving rapid acrobatic ninja-like moves in which different parts of the body touch the ground.
The crowd formed a circle to partake in blakedance observations.
Blakedance by CrazySauceSass July 15, 2011

blazeman 

crazy guy named wazerman, that smokes only the best weed in the world
yo guy lets go blazeman
blazeman by stu December 8, 2003
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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