brokemance
John Thunderlips Helch gets mad when I quote his mother by saying, "Thats what she said" and he acts like a ho. That's what real mofo's call a "brokemance" yo!
brokemance by Danimal D March 12, 2013
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Browmance
Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.
“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”
“Maybelline browmance.”
Browmance by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017
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brokemance • broke dance • Broke Mandem • bromance • Bonemance • Brohoemance • Bromance Day • browmance • Blokedance • brohomance
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Bromance
Bromance is the combination of two words, "brother" and "romance". It describes the unique male bonding found between "brothers from another mother". This is between heterosexual males and no matter what is never seen as a gay relationship, though it may be joked about.
Bromance by tj debtwiler May 25, 2011
Bunghole Bromance
When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.
Bunghole Bromance by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019
Bromance
Bromance by 37Anonymous37 December 29, 2019
Bromance
The complicated relationship shared between two straight guys. It describes (one of) the highest levels of friendship that two guys can have without being gay.
Bromance by GirkinSquirter January 17, 2014
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