Blokedance 

The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.

This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.

SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.

As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.

Blokedance by The Chairman February 20, 2006

Bladedancer 

Someone who is proficient in utilizing short bladed weapons (knives, daggers, metal cards), usually pertaining to hand-to-hand combat.

Man: "He was known throughout the country as the best bladedancer."
Women: "Let's see how he goes up against a swordsman."

Bladedancer by SydneyTerror September 21, 2021

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

Lapjob Blowdance by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011

Blakedance 

A form of solo dancing influenced by Caucasian/Asian American culture involving rapid acrobatic ninja-like moves in which different parts of the body touch the ground.

The crowd formed a circle to partake in blakedance observations.

Blakedance by CrazySauceSass July 15, 2011

brokemance 

When a bromance goes sour.

John Thunderlips Helch gets mad when I quote his mother by saying, "Thats what she said" and he acts like a ho. That's what real mofo's call a "brokemance" yo!

brokemance by Danimal D March 12, 2013