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Blitzcringe 

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.
Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”

Blizzarding 

Blizzarding is when you creampie a chick inside of a Dairy Queen and if she stands up and it comes out, you go for Round 2.
Nibba 1: “dawg tonight I’m going Blizzarding.”
Nibba 2: “get the fuck away from me nibba”
Blizzarding by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

Paper Blizzarding 

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.
You just got paper blizzarded

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.

Blizzkrieg 

That was a Blizzkrieg in and around NY in Dec 2010 ...
Blizzkrieg by GPhone December 29, 2010

Blizzing 

When one person packs cocaine into their anus and breaks wind to propel it into someone else's nostrils. This term originates from the expelled white powder being analogous to a blizzard.
Blizzing is Phoebe's favorite way to consume cocaine.

Curly blizzed Gerald, farting the coke into the other boy's eager sinuses.
Blizzing by Hillwood August 18, 2017

blizzarding 

The weather condition that consists of very extreme snow conditions, often including extreme winds, low visibility, and harsh conditions.
Wow, i its really hard to snowboard out when its blizzarding!
blizzarding by Burritney August 20, 2006