Blizzkrieg 

Lightning fast (and furious) Blizzard

That was a Blizzkrieg in and around NY in Dec 2010 ...

Blizzkrieg by GPhone December 29, 2010

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

Calling Blitzkrieg by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011

verbal blitzkrieg

Derived from the term Blitzkrieg, or lightning war in German, to verbally Blitzkrieg somebody is to attack them in in machine-gun repetition who is the most brutal insults you can muster at any given point in time, not pausing to take a breath, or allow your opponent a word edgewise. The name is of course derived from the strategy of shock Warfare tactics utilized by the Nazis in World War II period however no one actually dies during a verbal Blitzkrieg, but the goal is to make the other person wish they were dead.

Guy 1: (tells boring bullshit story,)
Guy 2: you know that story actually reminds me of the last time I was fucking your mother? I was one of the first guys in line so she hadn't been used up yet, anywho... I decided at that point to go ass to pussy, and I remember thinking to myself distinctly that her pussy was so fucking tight, no fucking way of baby came out of there no fucking way, you're adopted dude. Then her sibilance, would you tasted like hot dog water by the way, spattered me about the face so I reach back the fucking Florida and pimp slap that bitch in the middle of Nebraska just like the Avenue where I picked her up for the gangbang for a crack rock and hit a crystal meth in 20 bucks. And after that I told her how much I just wish that she had either swallowed you or made like you were her car keys locked inside of her Sentra and pulled you out with a coat hanger.
Guy 1: okay enough with the verbal Blitzkrieg, I'll stop telling the fucking story.

verbal blitzkrieg by Mjolnir12982 June 13, 2017

Buzzkrieg 

1. n.) The form of party assault generally practiced by the Buzzsaw Nation and known to raise the atmosphere of an event to epic levels, usually including sessions of Buzzlegums, the appearance of pink pancakes and the occasional occurence of a mitch off.

2. n.) The Legendary technique of increasing celebration intensity at events normally attended by urban dictionary rockstars such as pooh, ghetto definiton #75, rerun def#3 and Walker def #4

USC never saw the Husky Buzzkrieg hurtling at them until it was too late.

Two words...Bloomsburg Buzzkrieg

Pi Kapp Alpha completely brought a Buzzkrieg to the Delta Delta Delta spring formal.

The Irondale will never be the same after the 'Saws Buzzkrieg...nor will it's bushes.

Talladega Boulevard...Sierra Papa...Where's Vegas, Daddy NO! Viking funeral...Buzzkrieg

Buzzkrieg by the TiVO September 25, 2009

amish blitzkrieg 

A three person maneuver where one person uses an upside down pitchfork to churn butter in someone's ass, while a third wears a Hitler stache and slaps them with bratwursts.

Ishmael and Günter gave me a wild amish blitzkrieg last Thursday.

amish blitzkrieg by Drunkle Steve October 25, 2017

Blitzkrieg Poop 

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.

Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.

Blitzkrieg Poop by Renter Darsh June 1, 2007

BlitzKrieg 

"Lightning war"


Blitzkrieg was used by the German war machine in the 1930's where the enemy's military power is assessed and then bettered. Blitzkrieg starts with air raids, followed bylong range artillery, which is closely followed by mobilzed armour divisions. Foot soldiers then progress and swarm the enemy, intimidating them to give up.


Focus would go onto a particular point of weakness in the enemies' lines, and the point would be ceaselessly hounded until broke, so that the full force could rush it and destroy command lines and use automatic weapons on all those that ran to aid this breakage.


The fundamentals of blitzkrieg were

-for everyone to follow their instinct, rather than accept orders from the highest and go down the chain, which allowed the warfare to be

-highly momentous, unlike World war one, where a stalemate was reached.

Blitzkrieg relied heavily on communication, and exploited the radio fully.

BlitzKrieg is adapted and used today against the enemies of industrialised nations.

BlitzKrieg by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004