blitzorini 

When you get a little too fucked up from a fun night out. Like "Blitzed" only add a little bit of spice.

Wanna get blitzorini tonught?

Dude...I got so blitzorinid last night

blitzorini by Bananakinz March 9, 2024

Blitzcringe 

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.

Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”

Blitzcringe by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022

blizzoring

Instead of vag to vag scissoring, this is butthole to butthole scissoring.

My wife wasn’t on the trip with me so my friend and I had to get into some blizzoring to get off before bed.

blizzoring by Swivel mi timbers August 18, 2023