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a no good rotten pig stealing skiller nerd on the game runescape. He tries to be a 1337 m3rch3r but failz0rz.
he also enjoys such sights as blue waffles
Omgwtfbbqspicychickenwinggzzz Blinity
pulled another allnighter!!?!?? thats his 12th this week!@!
zatamaiko:I heard Blinity auto clicked 99 mage cook and agility?@#@!
Blinity by zippyzappity July 11, 2010

blangity-stank

(1) Noun. Used in jails and by hardened criminals to mean "lies." Generally more offensive than "bullshit."

(2) An expletive.

Appears to have originated in Sacramento County Jail.
(1) That guard's full of blangity-stank!
(2) I want my yard time. That's blangity-stank!
(3) Shut that blangity-stank racket down! I'm trying to sleep!
blangity-stank by justintimer September 10, 2009

blingitude 

A dumb word that a bunch of pre-teens came up with on the K-Mart back-to-school commercial to describe their style. It combines the words "bling" and "attitude" thus:
blingitude

Warning: Do not let this become part of your everyday slang!
Out of style teacher: "Students, what's blingitude??"

Pre-teen who thinks she is cool: "It's my awesome style!! I think I am totally cool!!"
blingitude by Chronically0nline August 2, 2009

bliggity 

a blunt,fatty,B,or general cigar
Spark that bliggity nacker.
bliggity by A-Block December 3, 2006

blingify 

The act of adding or augmenting the current level of bling in any single situation.
Hmm, looks like my rims are getting pale. Better blingify to some 24" special editions.

blinkity 

An expression of surprise, often when one is confused or shocked by a statement or action.

Must be accompanied by asterisks.

Can be followed with '...' for good measure.
1. I'm gay.

Response: *Blinkity*

2. Ahdmfweoigoana...

Response: *blinkity...*
blinkity by BaileyA July 20, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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