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Definitions by Chronically0nline

Guy in a jail/prison pod who is constantly trying to fix his fellow inmates while also being nosy

From Netflix Unlocked: Jail Experiment
Everybody is calling you a pod daddy, you’re in everyone’s business”

Mom Jeans 

Another way of abbreviating marijuana to thwart off nosy assholes who know what "mary jane" means.
I've gotta hide my mom jeans in the dresser before my parents get!
Mom Jeans by Chronically0nline November 26, 2014

blingitude 

A dumb word that a bunch of pre-teens came up with on the K-Mart back-to-school commercial to describe their style. It combines the words "bling" and "attitude" thus:
blingitude

Warning: Do not let this become part of your everyday slang!
Out of style teacher: "Students, what's blingitude??"

Pre-teen who thinks she is cool: "It's my awesome style!! I think I am totally cool!!"
blingitude by Chronically0nline August 2, 2009