Blingitis

Hood rat that caught covid and herpes at the same time. Some scientist say its worst then HIV.

Yo i clapped those cheeks raw last night while i was sick and i got herpes that converted to blingitis.

by Franklin101201 February 1, 2022

Bluntitis

The every day urge you randomly get to roll a fat blunt, and the urge your fingers get when a fresh sack is present.

its 2 am and the bluntitis is kicking in, i feel my rollin fingers twitchin! who got a dollar n 18 cents to getta wrap

by Dr Dank aka Sir smokallot May 25, 2010

bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

by tedd January 2, 2008

Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

Blinglish

Black English

ebonics

I dun wanna be done bother that - That's Blinglish!

by T-DOG-P February 21, 2008

Bintitis

the affliction of the female of the species, of total stupidity and sheer unreasonableness

Man: Are you okay?
Woman: I'm fine.....
Man: Your got Bintitis

by Stuart & Helena G April 3, 2009

blinglish

Blinglish is the vocabulary of corrupted English words created and used in hip hop by bejeweled celebrities, particularly gangsta (witness!) rappers, to identify themselves and to tell their stories. It is a product of ignorance and poor schooling masquerading as independent thought.

Everything gon be alright; bottle poppin; u betta run wit it; conversate with some chicks; clowned Before we end up fightin; Ludacris (song title), etc., ad nauseam.

The rapper might have a story to tell or a lesson to teach, but, since he's using Blinglish, he's keeping his message a secret from everyone except those who already know it.

by Matt Gaffney October 4, 2006