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blingitude 

A dumb word that a bunch of pre-teens came up with on the K-Mart back-to-school commercial to describe their style. It combines the words "bling" and "attitude" thus:
blingitude

Warning: Do not let this become part of your everyday slang!
Out of style teacher: "Students, what's blingitude??"

Pre-teen who thinks she is cool: "It's my awesome style!! I think I am totally cool!!"
blingitude by Chronically0nline August 2, 2009
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Bangitude 

A girl with a 'bang' factor. Slut. sleaze bag hoe
I wouldn't believe her 'Virgin Mary' act, she's all 'bangitude' from what I've seen/heard.
Bangitude by nuclearcabbage October 11, 2011
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bignitude 

equal to magnitude, but used when an air of dignified humility is appropriate.
"...in keeping with the gravitas, high seriousness, and general bignitude of the contest, the grand prize winner will receive … a pittance." (quoted from Bulwer-Lytton writing contest web site.)
bignitude by The Weary Widow October 23, 2014

Blingatude 

Blingatude was invented by a bunch of kids on a K-Mart commercial in attempt to sound cool. To have blingatude, you must spread your legs and let a camera zoom in on the designs on the back of your pants. Kids who have blingatude only have one bffaeae, which is blingatude itself. Girls with blingatude love guys who also have blingatude, even if they are ugly and/or fat.
We have blingatude, sis!!!
Blingatude by _iPanda_ August 10, 2009

blogitude 

The attitude and direction taken by a particular blogger, reflected in the evolution of his or her posts. A dynamic entity of a blog.
I was worried when favorite blogger totally took on a new blogitude after she quit her job, but I still find Roxy in Ennui highly entertaining and addictive!
blogitude by ms.ennui July 16, 2009

blingatude 

1. Bling + attitude put into a word.

2. Little kids who think they're really awesome because they're wearing cheap clothes from a K-Mart commercial that have random and colorful sequins.

3. a teacher who thinks he/ she is "in" with the kids because she uses words like blingatude.

4. K- Mart's attempt to be cool.
Girl: check out my new jeans! (turns and shows the sequins)

Class: You've got blingatude!
blingatude by littleflamingoes August 28, 2009

blonditude 

the attitude of a blonde; acting blonde; having the qualities of a blonde ie: sexy, fun, free spirited, bouncy
" Shes got blonditude."
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