blidgze 

When you Blidgze someone, you would do absolutely anything for them, you love them so unconditionally that it doesn’t feel the same when they aren’t there, you feel so lucky to have them and you don’t know what you would do without them, you think they are pretty, funny, and amazing all in one and when you don’t know how do describe it all, you blidgze them.

I don’t know what I would even do without you, I blidgze you.
I blidgze you Hazel <3

blidgze by LivGrace06 October 31, 2020

blidget 

An African American midget (a little nigga).

Did you see the blidget that works at Kroger?

blidget by Ashtin Taylor February 21, 2009

blidget 

A black midget.

Gary Coleman.

hey, look at how short and poor that blidget is!

blidget by Senorita Taco September 2, 2010

blidge

Blidge is a (presumably) made-up word that the Thievery Corporation used a song called "Lebanese Blonde."

In the first verse, the lyric is "the clouds drifting through the blinds"; in a later verse, words and phrases are replaced with others that are phonetically similar, and the lyric becomes "the clouds drifting through the blidge."

Now I can hear the sound, the clouds drifting through the blidge.

blidge by David March 1, 2005

Blidget 

The act of receiving a blowjob from a midget.

Horny Dude: "Man I was so horny last night that I got a blowjob from a midget."

Horny Dude's friend: No fucking way, you got a blidget!

Blidget by HAARP September 25, 2011

Blidge

Slang Verb/adjective/noun being used to replace any other verb/noun/adjective in a given sentence. First used in St Jerome and recently expanded to the greater Montreal area .

You're so blidge.

I'm blidging you.

I've never realized how much of a Blidge you were.

Blidge by 201320122011pro September 21, 2011

Blidger 

The remote thing you use to change TV chanels. Or, any handheld device for doing stuff

Hoy, change the chanel to something worth watching!

Do it yourself..........

OK, where's the blidger? oh, you're sat on it

or,

OK my turn at WiiFit, pass me the blidger.

Blidger by SPUD1234 January 12, 2011