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Did you see the blidget that works at Kroger?
by Ashtin Taylor February 21, 2009
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hey, look at how short and poor that blidget is!
by Senorita Taco September 2, 2010
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Blidget

The act of receiving a blowjob from a midget.
Horny Dude: "Man I was so horny last night that I got a blowjob from a midget."

Horny Dude's friend: No fucking way, you got a blidget!
by HAARP September 25, 2011
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Blidget

Person 1 “Oh look that’s a rare sighting of a Blidget”
Person 2 “What’s a Blidget?”

Person 1 “A black midget of course

Person 2 “Damn that Blidget kinda cute tho on god”
by Blidgetsports69 March 19, 2024
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Blodgetize

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
by ZeFrank April 5, 2010
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Bridgette

They might seem aloof at times, but this is because they're calculating the risks of a new friendship. Don't let them intimidate you because a lot of the time, they are shy themselves. Being witty is always a plus in their book, aswell as being able to uphold a conversation. They like it when someone can understand their sarcastic humor. They're drawn to people who bring up mind stimulating topics. They enjoy classy people but once in awhile befriend someone not so uptight.

The most common combinations are green eyes and black hair, brown eyes and brown hair, or brown eyes and blonde hair.

They like who they like and they tend to go for more established, slightly older individuals. They're highly drawn to success and power with a dash of humor. They often appear shy and reserved but are very humorous and enjoy having a good time. They will loosen up when they're comfortable, so if you see them being more open, you're doing good. Most tend to like someone very straightforward and somewhat possessive of them. They want their partner to care about them as much as they do, if not more.
"Hey, remember Bridgette?"

"Yeah! How could I forget?"
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Bridget

A girl who lives everyday like it’s her last. She’s a very caring, thoughtful, daring, sporty, and all around exciting person to be around. Especially with that consistent smile. She’ll always have the boys running, but will never boost herself on that matter. She loves animals, traveling, and going out. Normally a Bridget will have brown hair with hazel eyes but can rock any look she goes for! She enjoys circling herself around many friends and is kind to everyone she meets. She’s very funny and loves telling embarrassing stories about herself that people can laugh with her about. Any guy could go crazy about her.
Guy 1: Who’s that girl over there?
Guy2: Oh that’s Bridget she’s the best!
Guy 1: She has a great aurora about her.
Guy 2: Yeah, I’ve never met a girl like her before. She’s incredible!
by Mashadi jews August 11, 2018
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