Blidger

The remote thing you use to change TV chanels. Or, any handheld device for doing stuff

Hoy, change the chanel to something worth watching!

Do it yourself..........

OK, where's the blidger? oh, you're sat on it

or,

OK my turn at WiiFit, pass me the blidger.

by SPUD1234 January 12, 2011

Phoebe Bridgers

my depression buddy when i’m depressed and i need some music to listen to

“Dude I’m sad as hell. Time to listen to Phoebe Bridgers to numb the pain.”

by stinky butthole July 25, 2021

Phoebe Bridgers

Musical artist known for her albums “punisher” and “stranger in the alps”. Also has album called boy genius with Julien Baker and Lucy Dacus. She is really hot. She wears skeleton outfits a lot. I love Phoebe Bridgers and so should you

“I’m going to listen to funeral by Phoebe Bridgers and cry”
“Waiting room is my favorite Phoebe Bridgers song”

by Bfndndndbdbdb1 October 18, 2021

bludgerigar

A person who sits around all day chirpin’ and doin’ not much else.

Check out old mate, hasn’t done nothin’ all day. What a flamin’ bludgerigar.

by Lady Boladi November 11, 2020

bludger

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

by bread infection October 23, 2005

bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

Phoebe Bridgers

Phoebe Bridgers is an American Artist from Pasadena, California. She creates Indie/Alt music and has two albums, Punisher and Stranger in the Alps. She also has another EP with two other wonderful artists, Lucy Dacus and Julien Baker, called Boygenius. She has collaborated with many artists such as Taylor Swift, Lord Huron, MUNA, and more. She is super gay and funny, & drop dead gorgeous! She is very admirable and I’m gay for her, honestly.

Phoebe Bridgers is my favorite artist, she is such an amazing writer. I’m so emo for Phoebe Bridgers.

by laurencimswife November 22, 2021