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Blernsted 

When a person is so unbelievable fucked up that their body has transcended homeostasis.
*someone is blacked out but functioning*
Holy fuckin shit boys, he's blernsted.
Blernsted by blernest February 27, 2020
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bleurn Bleurgh bleuenn Blern bleur Blurnk Blurnt Blernsted Blernt bleumn
the act of sticking a mans weener inside his own bumhole, while he ejaculates.
sophie walked into lee's room to find him giving himself a blurny.

teach me how to blurny, teach me, teach me how to blurny.

paige said she would only date a guy if his dick was long enough to blurny.
blurny by sophzilla April 20, 2011
A british rock band. Famous for Song 2
Hey! Have you listened to Bleur? They are shit! (btw its not spelt blur)
bleur by DobbyG98 December 27, 2015
When an irritating or outspoken person, a noob, gets dissed in an argument taking place in the comment section of an online article, instant messenger, or even twitter. When you're able to take a persons ideology, especially someone you disagree with, and punctuate their comment with a punchline; turning their opinion into a joke. One can get blurned anywhere text is involved; even bathroom grafitti can be blurned. A textual insult.
KoolKat06: Denying God is the only unforgivable sin - Atheists suck and are going to hell!

ShadowXXX: In a world with 10,000 Gods, we're all atheists, I just believe in one less God then you.

Blurn the troll.

The noob is blurning.

That fool got blurned!
blurn by Ballistic2010 September 2, 2010

blurnsball 

A futuristic sport similar to baseball, but "jazzed up." (Created by Matt Groening & Co. for "Futurama")
blurnsball by Shimrah July 27, 2003

Bleurgal 

OMG there's a new season! It's called BLEURGAL. Bleugal is the season that is like no other. It is the transition period between 2 official seasons, where those seasons share the same characteristics!

Dec-Jan=Winter.

February=Winter Bleurgal (a mix between Winter and Spring!).

Mar-Apr=Spring.

May=Spring Bleurgal (a mix between Spring and Summer!).

June-July=Summer.

August=Summer Bleurgal (a mix between Summer and Autumn!).

Sept-Oct=Autumn.

Nov=Autumn Bleurgal (a mix between Autumn and Winter!).
Person 1: omg, it's really cold, but it's august! isn't it supposed to be summer?!
Person 2: oh, didn't you hear? it's bleurgal. it's august, but sometimes hot and sometimes cold. so it's sometimes summer and sometimes autumn. you know, bleurgal.
Bleurgal by BleurgalSpecialist October 22, 2011