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Damn that girl is a real bleurn
bleurn by Ace rose November 1, 2020
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Blernsted 

When a person is so unbelievable fucked up that their body has transcended homeostasis.
*someone is blacked out but functioning*
Holy fuckin shit boys, he's blernsted.
Blernsted by blernest February 27, 2020
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bleurn Bleurgh bleuenn Blern bleur Blurnk Blurnt Blernsted Blernt bleumn
the act of sticking a mans weener inside his own bumhole, while he ejaculates.
sophie walked into lee's room to find him giving himself a blurny.

teach me how to blurny, teach me, teach me how to blurny.

paige said she would only date a guy if his dick was long enough to blurny.
blurny by sophzilla April 20, 2011
A british rock band. Famous for Song 2
Hey! Have you listened to Bleur? They are shit! (btw its not spelt blur)
bleur by DobbyG98 December 27, 2015
When an irritating or outspoken person, a noob, gets dissed in an argument taking place in the comment section of an online article, instant messenger, or even twitter. When you're able to take a persons ideology, especially someone you disagree with, and punctuate their comment with a punchline; turning their opinion into a joke. One can get blurned anywhere text is involved; even bathroom grafitti can be blurned. A textual insult.
KoolKat06: Denying God is the only unforgivable sin - Atheists suck and are going to hell!

ShadowXXX: In a world with 10,000 Gods, we're all atheists, I just believe in one less God then you.

Blurn the troll.

The noob is blurning.

That fool got blurned!
blurn by Ballistic2010 September 2, 2010

blurnsball 

A futuristic sport similar to baseball, but "jazzed up." (Created by Matt Groening & Co. for "Futurama")
blurnsball by Shimrah July 27, 2003

Bleurgal 

OMG there's a new season! It's called BLEURGAL. Bleugal is the season that is like no other. It is the transition period between 2 official seasons, where those seasons share the same characteristics!

Dec-Jan=Winter.

February=Winter Bleurgal (a mix between Winter and Spring!).

Mar-Apr=Spring.

May=Spring Bleurgal (a mix between Spring and Summer!).

June-July=Summer.

August=Summer Bleurgal (a mix between Summer and Autumn!).

Sept-Oct=Autumn.

Nov=Autumn Bleurgal (a mix between Autumn and Winter!).
Person 1: omg, it's really cold, but it's august! isn't it supposed to be summer?!
Person 2: oh, didn't you hear? it's bleurgal. it's august, but sometimes hot and sometimes cold. so it's sometimes summer and sometimes autumn. you know, bleurgal.
Bleurgal by BleurgalSpecialist October 22, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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