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It’s a drink or something that gets you high. It’s also the state of being drunk or high.
Getting blurnk on some blurnk in the club.
Blurnk by Phonyrecords April 27, 2025
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A blog lurker. Someone who reads a lot of blogs but never posts any comments.
I stopped posting to my LJ because all my readers were blurkers.
blurker by Webster114 December 9, 2008
the act of sticking a mans weener inside his own bumhole, while he ejaculates.
sophie walked into lee's room to find him giving himself a blurny.

teach me how to blurny, teach me, teach me how to blurny.

paige said she would only date a guy if his dick was long enough to blurny.
blurny by sophzilla April 20, 2011

Blingin' Blunkin 

recieving a blunkin from a female with a paul wall grill(gold and diamond teeth)
See that beeotch wit da bling on her grill? She gave me a dope blingin' blunkin at 6 in tha mornin. WORD
When an irritating or outspoken person, a noob, gets dissed in an argument taking place in the comment section of an online article, instant messenger, or even twitter. When you're able to take a persons ideology, especially someone you disagree with, and punctuate their comment with a punchline; turning their opinion into a joke. One can get blurned anywhere text is involved; even bathroom grafitti can be blurned. A textual insult.
KoolKat06: Denying God is the only unforgivable sin - Atheists suck and are going to hell!

ShadowXXX: In a world with 10,000 Gods, we're all atheists, I just believe in one less God then you.

Blurn the troll.

The noob is blurning.

That fool got blurned!
blurn by Ballistic2010 September 2, 2010

blurnsball 

A futuristic sport similar to baseball, but "jazzed up." (Created by Matt Groening & Co. for "Futurama")
blurnsball by Shimrah July 27, 2003