Blernt

To explosively emit digestive gases from the anus. Characterized by a loud and short burst of sound (also coming from the anus and surrounding skin).

The grad student unexpectedly blernts during her Qual exam.

Blernt by StainMitchell December 11, 2010

Blerta 

An intelligent, sexy, smart and trustworthy person. She will give up anything that is everything for a person she loved. A Blerta will try to make everything better when things are down. Blerta wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her but she will try to still love that one person. Blerta will never let someone give up. She has a heart full of gold. She can also be quite shy until she gets to know you then she is bright as a star. She finds the beauty in everything. She tends to be very cautious when it comes to guys and romantic relationships because all the men she have dated in the past or just the men that broke her heart but when she does love she gives them their full heart. She is a wonderful secret keeper and always a great shoulder to cry on. Treat her with as much respect as she treats you and she will never backstab you, walk all over her and treat her like crap and you're going to regret it cause she’ll forgive but never forget. If you are ever so lucky to meet a Blerta or have one in your life never let go of her she will be the best friend you can have and she will have your back through some crazy shit, you'll never have to fight any kind of battle alone cause she will always be there when you need her. Meet one and she will love you until the end of time that is if you don’t stomp all over her heart because you’ll regret the day you ever crossed a Blerta. They always keep their word.

Damn I think im in love, she's a Blerta!

Blerta by ilovecane June 17, 2016

Blerta 

She is this sexy bombshell that is both confident and manipulative. Many guys like her but shes a closed book. A blerta has a good and evil side and she is lowkey the devil

-Beware she’s a Blerta

Blerta by LAURENBY April 16, 2020

Blernsted 

When a person is so unbelievable fucked up that their body has transcended homeostasis.

*someone is blacked out but functioning*
Holy fuckin shit boys, he's blernsted.

Blernsted by blernest February 27, 2020

blerta lama 

She’s the sexiest girl in the world . If you find Blerta lama remember that shes rare and never let go of her because blerta lama is sexy , feisty and can make you go horny . Blerta lama gives your smiles and if you when her as a BESTFRIEND never let go aswell . She treats her friends like gold and a lot of boys like her but doesn’t want to tell her because Blerta lama is a closed book if she doesn’t know you well however she’s as pure as fuck if she knows you well . If you break up with Blerta lama remember you will regret it in your life

Girl 1 - OMG! Is that Blerta lama ?!
Boy 1 : IM SO HORNY

blerta lama by Itsthetruthrightnow May 20, 2018

Blentrat 

The act of yeeting a rat into a blender, and spilling the remains onto your countertop.

I don't cook. But when I do, I blentrat

Blentrat by Th3 Pr0curat0r July 16, 2019

blarnt 

Another word for shart. "When one farts and a little shit comes out"

F**k sake Clarkey did you blarnt?

blarnt by ClarkeyCat July 19, 2007