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When an irritating or outspoken person, a noob, gets dissed in an argument taking place in the comment section of an online article, instant messenger, or even twitter. When you're able to take a persons ideology, especially someone you disagree with, and punctuate their comment with a punchline; turning their opinion into a joke. One can get blurned anywhere text is involved; even bathroom grafitti can be blurned. A textual insult.
KoolKat06: Denying God is the only unforgivable sin - Atheists suck and are going to hell!

ShadowXXX: In a world with 10,000 Gods, we're all atheists, I just believe in one less God then you.

Blurn the troll.

The noob is blurning.

That fool got blurned!
by Ballistic2010 September 02, 2010

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A half peeled banana must be shoved into the targets face where the fruit must be smeared as quickly as possible. Then you must retract and once again swing the banana peel toward the face to achieve proper contact and satisfying snap sound of the peel against the flesh. It is important to note that this is not a bully's activity; the target should never be victimized, but deserving of a banana slap. it is an underdogs activity. Most often perpetrated by the victim to a bully. The target must be fully deserving of the insult. Then, like Braveheart you must scream "banana slap!"
Target: Give me your lunch money.

Hero: I can't do that, but I can give you this... ...Banana slap!


Google blurn or banana slap for video tutorials or more examples.
by Ballistic2010 December 14, 2010

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1. False rumors and accusations that Jews would murder Christian children and steal their blood to make Matzot for passover.

2. A term Sarah Palin misused to describe the criticism about her violent and self serving political rhetoric to defend her cause to take over the world. It also allowed Palin to paint herself as a victim so she could gain sympathy while secretly continuing on her agenda of attempting to get her opponents assassinated (Julian Assange, Gabrielle Giffords, Governor Frank Murkowski).
1. "Within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence that they purport to condemn," Palin said in the video.

2. I'm Sarah Palin, and I want to be you blood libel.
by Ballistic2010 January 12, 2011

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According to Stephan Colbert it is the actual root phrase from where the word ObamaCare comes from.
The etimology of ObamaCare is actually O Bam a Car E! This indicates that the program is like a Buick that hits you at a crosswalk and then drags you to see a government doctor who replaces your lung with a muffler.
by Ballistic2010 August 23, 2011

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Sacignous - Sacerdos – Latin noun – One who gives sacrament; priest. Ignis – Latin verb – to love. –ous – English suffix, adjective from French –eux, from Latin –osus – meaning full of. Pronounced (Sasignus) – To describe a priest who breaks his vow of celibacy.
My father committed a sacignous act when he met my mom.

That sacignous son of a bitch is going to jail for what he did to those kids.
by Ballistic2010 January 14, 2011

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