bletto

a combination of "black and ghetto" for those too lazy to split it into two words

Look at that stupid man driving around in that beat-up Camry with rims on it. How bletto.

by The Real Shanaynay August 7, 2011

Betto

Alternative form of bet

Person 1: "I'll be over in 15min with some pizza."
Person 2: "Betto!"

by Lmanfifteen May 27, 2020

Bretto

A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.

There's bretto the old bag waver.

by Crackmmann August 16, 2018

blotto

Blind drunk, intoxicated to the extreme

You were so blotto last night

by KING February 17, 2003

blotto box

Mostly intended as a joke, the "Blotto Box" was a theoretical device that would send too much electricity over phone lines, making it impossible for any calls to get through. Depending on who you ask, the Blotto Box is either impossible or would kill you when you turned it on. The intended effect is that every phone would "ring and ring and ring" in an entire area code.

Blue box, red box, blotto box: schematics for many small devices were distributed during the era of telephone phreaking, but not all of them worked as advertised.

by Bitwise December 14, 2008

blotto

Drunk. Other terms which mean 'drunk' are: intoxicated, pissed, smashed, Oliver Twist (rhyming slang), potted, soused, in your cups, off the wagon, slaughtered, hammered, wasted, shit-faced, squiffy, legless, sozzled, plastered, sloshed, inebriated, tipsy, tiddly, paralytic, tanked up, on the booze, on the piss, on the sauce

Wife: "You were the one who ended up blotto last night and introduced your dinner to the 'welcome' mat. You can wash it and then wring it out".

Man: "Right now I feel like it's my brain that needs wringing out".

by Stormsworder February 4, 2007

Blettuce

The tiny, wayword piece of lettuce that finds it's way into a bean burrito from Taco Bell, thus ruining an already difficult situation.

"How's your food, yo?"

"It was fine until I got a bite with blettuce!"

"Oh, that's turrible!"

by Dr. Strangefinger June 11, 2013