A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.
by Crackmmann August 16, 2018
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"
"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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Bretto is a person who disagrees with the current definition of the word Bretto. The cromulence of his speechitude will also embiggen you.
by Bretto August 03, 2004
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a kind of person who jams his nob in the bedroom door to fatten it up ,then sticks it in a relatives arse
by matthew crosbýe January 09, 2005
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Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.
by Johnny January 12, 2004
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