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A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.
There's bretto the old bag waver.
by Crackmmann August 16, 2018
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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A person who disagrees with the current definition of the word Bretto.
Bretto is a person who disagrees with the current definition of the word Bretto. The cromulence of his speechitude will also embiggen you.
by Bretto August 03, 2004
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a kind of person who jams his nob in the bedroom door to fatten it up ,then sticks it in a relatives arse
take that nick,can you feel it now.you fookin love me up yer hoop
by matthew crosbýe January 09, 2005
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Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.
"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."
by Johnny January 12, 2004
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