A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.
by Crackmmann August 16, 2018
Bretto is a person who disagrees with the current definition of the word Bretto. The cromulence of his speechitude will also embiggen you.
by Bretto August 03, 2004
a kind of person who jams his nob in the bedroom door to fatten it up ,then sticks it in a relatives arse
by badeye January 09, 2005
Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.
by Johnny January 12, 2004