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Kai blaydon 

A anorexic creature who plays valorent all day and is followed by callum dales
Kai blaydon eats man arse
Kai blaydon by a w1se man April 30, 2022
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A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)
God Sam, you're such a Blardon!
Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010
A guy to dream about. He's strong, athletic, caring and loves with his whole heart. He's always there when someone needs him and usually puts others before himself. He'll make you laugh even when you feel like crying. He's not perfect, but once you fall for him everything he does seems like it. Easy to fall for, and not someone you ever want to let go. Find a Braydon? Keep him.
"I met this guy named Braydon.."
"Marry him."
Braydon by Braydonsgirl June 14, 2013
a guy that you cant help but love.
i love you braydon
Braydon by Hailey Houston August 16, 2008
Braydon a nice guy who will melt your heart when you look into his eyes, he is caring and nice. He usually has blue eyes and dirty blonde hair he is athletic and likes to play video games.
Omg is that Braydon he is soooo hot
Braydon by Kristy133 January 14, 2021
An amazing, funny, quiet guy. Braydon is the most hilarious person you will ever meet. He never fails to make anyone laugh no matter who they are.

Although he’s pretty quiet and introverted, when he’s around his friends he will be so funny and say the dumbest shit.He will also always listen if you need to talk about anything.

Braydon is so cool and so funny, he’s the greatest friend you will ever have.
Friend 1: Braydon is so funny

Friend 2: I know right! He’s really cool
Braydon by dyslexicbitch May 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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