by Dozza13 May 04, 2018
Blandon...this man is a living legend. The only man who can get a half pound of nugs for 45 dollars. Blandon Paulus is all things $v337. He is a master klepto and master li@4, but still incredibly leet and funny. Do somethin.
Damn, all my mother's jewelry is missing and I found a half pound of nugs in my bed, and forty five dollars missing from my wallet...Blandon has struck again.
by |34i77 June 13, 2004
Blandon is a geek. He is always playing video games, hanging out, and being goofy. If you find yourself your a Blandon be prepared for being ignored and non appreciated. He will ignore you and hang out with his friends and when he is lovey dovey he will only do it in private.
by RespectThe_Drip KAREN November 26, 2019
signifies a person lacking in personality but marked by heightened sensitivity and frequent voice cracks, capturing the paradox of subdued character and noticeable vulnerability.
"come on dude, don't be a Blandon"
by Ashlyngonk February 13, 2024
A dumb closeted faggot he’s deaf he’s sped he’s ugly as shit suck at any sport he tries to play and gets no girls
by Gayehxbsmwmrn June 15, 2020