blatula 

(n.) A Black Spatula

Hey honey, pass me the blatula so I can flip these buns.

blatula by Hays Clark October 2, 2016

Blacula 

Black Dracula. Name of a cheesy blaxploitation horror movie from the 70's.

In this world there are only two real monsters, Blacula, and the son of Kong.

Blacula by Blake August 15, 2004

Blacula 

Dracula's soul brother

Vamp: whos that dude??

Dr.Acula: thats Blacula... my soul brotherrr!

Blacula: sup dawg, where the bloody pussy at!?

Blacula by Dr.Acula2 June 17, 2009

blamularity 

Some thing or person that attracts blame, with or without cause, with frequency that defies rational explanation.

Person1: Windows isn't booting. I blame leaf.
Person2: Yeah, he's the local blamularity.

blamularity by iblameleaf October 1, 2005

Count Blabula 

Count Blabula: Someone who tries to dominate and/or suck the life out of a conversation.

"I didn't get a word in all night..that guy was a real Count Blabula!"

Count Blabula by Think Peace August 27, 2016

blastula

Early stage of fetal development consisting of approximately 128 cells forming a fluid-filled sphere. In humans, this stage of development is reached within the first week after fertilization of the ovum.

Revered by anti-abortion crusaders because Jesus saves them.

Jesus: You going to have that blastula?
Disciple: Nah, I'm stuffed.
Jesus. I'll take it then - umm, excuse me, can I get a bag?

blastula by geroldf March 26, 2008

blaqular 

Hard to explain

He is very blaqular; he is very hard to explain.

blaqular by Flaky January 14, 2016